okay. First of all, I am going to admit a couple things, to get them out of the way:
1. I'm not an experienced DJ
2. I have oneitis for this chick
so yeah. Last night at work, I'm working with this chick and we're in the dog-food aisle together. She's standing there holding a big bag of dog food, but can't find where to put it. I look at her struggling to hold it, and I say "you sure you can handle that?" smugly and continue working. Then a minute later I go back and she's still trying to find the spot for it, so I say in a deep chauvinistic voice "want me to take care of that, toots?" to which she replies "you take that back right now", but she didn't actually seem upset. I replied "I take back nothing, toots" and continued working. When she walked by she did a flirty back-kick thing at me, and her foot went right near my nuts.
"watch where you aim that thing", I said to her.
"that's what I was aiming for", she replied.
"Look, this is a restricted zone", I said with my hands around my crotch. "Now, I understand you have hormones, but you have to learn to control yourself." Then she replied "I do, but not for you" in some b1tchyish voice that I just pretended I didn't hear. As I walked by her again, I gently hit her with a piece of cardboard, and she went all off on some b1tchy rant.
"You know, if you think that anything you do has any affect on me, and that when you hit me that I go home at night and cry, then you can think again... blah blah blah"
the basic message I got was that she thought I was being MEAN to her, when that really wasn't my intention.
Then I replied (which was probably mean) "did your mom tell you to say that?"
"nope. I thought it up all by myself, because I actually have a brain, unlike that peanut sized thing you have that you are barely capable of thinking with.. blah blah blah"
I just looked at her for a bit, and said "lighten up" and then left the aisle to go help out another co-worker for a while. Anyways, after about 15 minutes, it was 9:00PM, which was when me and this chick planned on taking our lunch break. So I walked back to the aisle, and she was over talking with a chick-friend co-worker. When I walked up to them, they were both pretending to ignore me and had some fake conversation with eachother to cover up the fact that she was talking about me. I just stood there for a few seconds then said "well I'm going for my lunch." then the chick was like "okay." in a shaky b1tchy voice. "are you coming up?" I asked before leaving, and she was like "I'll be up in a few minutes."
That break was pretty awkward. She sat down on the middle of the couch, and I just sat down right beside her, then she moved over to make room. We didn't really say much during the break, but I could tell that she was trying to act like she wasn't emotional. She was friendly and shyt, but there was a tension going on, and she ended up spending half the break "trying to sleep"
After that lunchbreak we spent about an hour working in which she was really b1tchy and moody and didn't say a word to me. She basically gave me the impression that she didn't want to see me.
Then we took our final coffee break. I ended up offering her some grapes that I bought earlier, and she had some (AFC thing to do?), and seemed pretty relaxed.
After that break we worked in the dairy together, and when I lifted something heavy she was like "go muscles". I replied "that's my new nickname from now on", then she said sarcastically "you know, nicknames usually have meanings behind them" to which I just punched her playfully and said "don't even say it." Then I told her to punch me in the arm as hard as she could. At first she was like "no." then I insisted "come on, punch me!" in a military type voice. Then she tried, and I was like "what was that? harder!" then she tried again and then she says "I can't unless I'm mad"
so I said "well I can arrange that... toots"
then she was like "that doesn't make me mad because you're trying to... besides, I actually like it" then I said "I know you do." I took this opportunity to basically do whatever I wanted as she was RESISTING getting mad. So I started shoving her into the corner (not really hard), and she was laughing and shyt. Then after she yelled out "rape!" jokingly, and I stopped.
Anyways, I have gotten alot of mixed signals from HER. Like, some of the shyt she said would imply that she WANTS me, and some of it would imply that she hates my guts! I'm left very confused and unable to concentrate (yes, very AFC).
I know alot of you are thinking "don't focus so much on one girl" but this is a girl that I would kill to be with. Based on the information I've given (probably not enough to come to a realistic conclusion), what would your take be on the situation?
1. I'm not an experienced DJ
2. I have oneitis for this chick
so yeah. Last night at work, I'm working with this chick and we're in the dog-food aisle together. She's standing there holding a big bag of dog food, but can't find where to put it. I look at her struggling to hold it, and I say "you sure you can handle that?" smugly and continue working. Then a minute later I go back and she's still trying to find the spot for it, so I say in a deep chauvinistic voice "want me to take care of that, toots?" to which she replies "you take that back right now", but she didn't actually seem upset. I replied "I take back nothing, toots" and continued working. When she walked by she did a flirty back-kick thing at me, and her foot went right near my nuts.
"watch where you aim that thing", I said to her.
"that's what I was aiming for", she replied.
"Look, this is a restricted zone", I said with my hands around my crotch. "Now, I understand you have hormones, but you have to learn to control yourself." Then she replied "I do, but not for you" in some b1tchyish voice that I just pretended I didn't hear. As I walked by her again, I gently hit her with a piece of cardboard, and she went all off on some b1tchy rant.
"You know, if you think that anything you do has any affect on me, and that when you hit me that I go home at night and cry, then you can think again... blah blah blah"
the basic message I got was that she thought I was being MEAN to her, when that really wasn't my intention.
Then I replied (which was probably mean) "did your mom tell you to say that?"
"nope. I thought it up all by myself, because I actually have a brain, unlike that peanut sized thing you have that you are barely capable of thinking with.. blah blah blah"
I just looked at her for a bit, and said "lighten up" and then left the aisle to go help out another co-worker for a while. Anyways, after about 15 minutes, it was 9:00PM, which was when me and this chick planned on taking our lunch break. So I walked back to the aisle, and she was over talking with a chick-friend co-worker. When I walked up to them, they were both pretending to ignore me and had some fake conversation with eachother to cover up the fact that she was talking about me. I just stood there for a few seconds then said "well I'm going for my lunch." then the chick was like "okay." in a shaky b1tchy voice. "are you coming up?" I asked before leaving, and she was like "I'll be up in a few minutes."
That break was pretty awkward. She sat down on the middle of the couch, and I just sat down right beside her, then she moved over to make room. We didn't really say much during the break, but I could tell that she was trying to act like she wasn't emotional. She was friendly and shyt, but there was a tension going on, and she ended up spending half the break "trying to sleep"
After that lunchbreak we spent about an hour working in which she was really b1tchy and moody and didn't say a word to me. She basically gave me the impression that she didn't want to see me.
Then we took our final coffee break. I ended up offering her some grapes that I bought earlier, and she had some (AFC thing to do?), and seemed pretty relaxed.
After that break we worked in the dairy together, and when I lifted something heavy she was like "go muscles". I replied "that's my new nickname from now on", then she said sarcastically "you know, nicknames usually have meanings behind them" to which I just punched her playfully and said "don't even say it." Then I told her to punch me in the arm as hard as she could. At first she was like "no." then I insisted "come on, punch me!" in a military type voice. Then she tried, and I was like "what was that? harder!" then she tried again and then she says "I can't unless I'm mad"
so I said "well I can arrange that... toots"
then she was like "that doesn't make me mad because you're trying to... besides, I actually like it" then I said "I know you do." I took this opportunity to basically do whatever I wanted as she was RESISTING getting mad. So I started shoving her into the corner (not really hard), and she was laughing and shyt. Then after she yelled out "rape!" jokingly, and I stopped.
Anyways, I have gotten alot of mixed signals from HER. Like, some of the shyt she said would imply that she WANTS me, and some of it would imply that she hates my guts! I'm left very confused and unable to concentrate (yes, very AFC).
I know alot of you are thinking "don't focus so much on one girl" but this is a girl that I would kill to be with. Based on the information I've given (probably not enough to come to a realistic conclusion), what would your take be on the situation?
