"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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im 18 btw...

Ok so this older hot chick (who is posing in Maxim no joke, shes a hope-to-be model) washes my hair at the salon... shes been intrested in me for a while, but she told me she has a boyfriend so never asked her out... until today...

she was sayin somin about how boyfriend left for the next month and none of her friends are around

so im like, alright we'll i'll take you out... and shes doesnt give out her number so i wrote mine on her tip...

then the lady who cuts my hair (whos like 30 and banging hot) whispered to me "Dont tell anyone I said this but if you can get another girl, shes into that"

so when i was leaving i waslike "so am I gonna hear from you?" with a smile

She was like yea with smile and stuff

which is great cuz i dont have to deal with "when do i call her"


so how'd that go you think? she'll call me?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Yes I recommend you wait around in your basement drink coke and play counterstrike until she calls. Maybe surf for some donkey p0rn.

Or go out and date some other women


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Chances are she probably wount call. So don't get too excited. Also, the woman who told u that is probably pulling your string.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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"then the lady who cuts my hair (whos like 30 and banging hot) whispered to me "Dont tell anyone I said this but if you can get another girl, shes into that" "

It's like you're approaching her like you want to buy some sex. You put your number on some money?


"if you can get another girl, shes into that"
 
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nah it was on a little envelope used for tips




and i suggest you stop suggesting
 
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