"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Diary of a pvssy starved Maniac..... (me)
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
So as the title says,at the moment im pvssyless,jobless and dateless. So its a thursday afternoon, im horny as usual and bored. I have no job but have gone for a couple interviews and am awaiting the results. Still live with the rents so its all good....for now. Anyway back to the story. I have 2 options; (1.) stare at the ceiling all horny then jack off and go to sleep OR (2.) Go out to the mall and just hang around.
I take option 2.......
So my personality really is naturally subdued BUT i have always been used to going out to places on my own so this is no problem but im quite frankly worried about going to the mall cos all i want is to interact with chicks cos i aint ready to spend (*waste* cough cough) my money on watching any crappy movies. The only problem is every time i had gone to the mall previously, i had always 100% chickened out cos the mall is so open and the chicks always look so intimidating. I say fvck it and decide to dress up.
I dont know what comes over me but i decide to dress camp today and proceed to wear a pink long sleeve office shirt and take the advice from the sexuality thread by unbuttoning my first top 2 buttons. I also wear an armband to demonstrate that im a sporty douchebag which im not.
Everytime in the past that I have tried dressing like a douche, it has felt incongruent and today was no different. I would always end up backing down whenever i wanted to dress like a douche in the past by deciding to change clothes to something more 'conservative' or playing down the douchey look by rolling back down my sleeves e.t.c Today is different though, i am frustrated, horny and quite frankly desperate to try anything at this point......
I end up braving it and dressing like a camp douche even though i feel highly uncomfortable. But i know deep in my heart that playing it safe doesnt get results.So off i go to the mall and when i get there it is semi-filled and i get a few stares which make me uncomfortable but i keep my douche look.....
I take option 2.......
So my personality really is naturally subdued BUT i have always been used to going out to places on my own so this is no problem but im quite frankly worried about going to the mall cos all i want is to interact with chicks cos i aint ready to spend (*waste* cough cough) my money on watching any crappy movies. The only problem is every time i had gone to the mall previously, i had always 100% chickened out cos the mall is so open and the chicks always look so intimidating. I say fvck it and decide to dress up.
I dont know what comes over me but i decide to dress camp today and proceed to wear a pink long sleeve office shirt and take the advice from the sexuality thread by unbuttoning my first top 2 buttons. I also wear an armband to demonstrate that im a sporty douchebag which im not.
Everytime in the past that I have tried dressing like a douche, it has felt incongruent and today was no different. I would always end up backing down whenever i wanted to dress like a douche in the past by deciding to change clothes to something more 'conservative' or playing down the douchey look by rolling back down my sleeves e.t.c Today is different though, i am frustrated, horny and quite frankly desperate to try anything at this point......
I end up braving it and dressing like a camp douche even though i feel highly uncomfortable. But i know deep in my heart that playing it safe doesnt get results.So off i go to the mall and when i get there it is semi-filled and i get a few stares which make me uncomfortable but i keep my douche look.....
So im walking around and quite frankly im worried i'll pvssy out as usual and not talk to any chicks. At this juncture im going to have to say that the first step towards any interaction with chicks is putting yourself out there in the first place.No matter how many times you have failed in the past. So anyway there is not much going on but gradually i begin to feel slightly more comfortable in my clothing and about the fact im on my own.
I see a couple of chicks but they are in groups of people so i chicken out (as usual). I see one of my acquaintances/colleagues/fellow former intern from the internship i recently concluded . Say my hellos and the guy does not seem eager to chat for long cos hes with a male friend and they are waiting for another friend of theirs.
Anyhoo i continue walking and then i see two chicks that are hot (one hb9 natural beauty and a hb7).I pass by them without talking to them. Anyway i go outside of the mall and then go back in. As i am walking i see the 2 girls again and one of them (hb9) looks back at me (im guessing cos she felt my eyes on them). We lock eyes and then both look away and then we lock eyes again and look away, its about to happen a third time but i dont look but see that she looked at me. They go into a store but i dont follow cos i dont wanna(too scared).
Anyway i go to a corner bar stall and buy a bottle of water cos im thristy.I proceed to take a seat there and pop my smartphone earphones into my ears and proceed to drown my pvssyless sorrows with music. Next thing you know before i can say jack robinson the hb7 and 9 show up in my vincinity and say out loud 'lets sit down here'. Note there are a billion other empty seats around the area (okay maybe not a billion
) but anyway the table i am on has 2 empty seats(how convenient). So they proceed to sit down and i proceed to semi-sh1t my pants in my mind. Anyway my earphones are on but i say hello to the hb7 first and when i greet the hb9 she seems dissapointed that my earphones are on.
I wait for a bit and then open them by saying, ' um i have a question, i was just wondering, would you say i look gay? ' . They look puzzled and a bit of awkwardness ensues but then i continue by saying that my mum thinks im gay because i choose not to have any girlfriends at the moment. They then laugh and say really and i say yeah. This breaks the ice a bit and then i begin the fluff talk by asing them where they are from and then they say they are in the same college studying the same course and come from the same state of origin. I then say 'wow are u twins or something?' and they both laugh. i then pop out my smartphone and tell the hb7 to listen to one of the songs and tell me what she thinks( the song is about a guy who talks about a girl making his d1ck hard) anyway she tells me that the beat is nice and she tells the hb9 to listen.She does and says she knows the song.I ask them what music they like and they say they dont know.
Anyway i do some more fluff talk and there are alot of awkward silences and a few laughs in between. I ask them if they have ever been out of the country and they say no. I say really? u look like london chicks and they laugh. I say im serious u are both hot and they laugh and say thank you. Everytime there is an awkward silence i look away and pretend like im having a moment of introspection so as to diffuse the tension whilst simultaneously thinking of what to say. Everytime i go silent the hb9 looks at me and starts a new thread of conversation. Anyway i ask them if they came alone and they say they are waiting for the hb9's brother, they ask me if i came with someone and i lie that i am waiting for my friend.
I then request that they take pictures with me so i can prove to my mum im not gay and they oblige. Eventually i make the mistake of saying ' i have no intentions whatsoever of getting your numbers or anything but do you have boyfriends?' The hb7 gets fidgety and after hesitating and looking at the hb9 who is on the phone (thankfully) she says yes she does. At this point things get awkward but thankfully i stay unreactive and the gods smile on me because hb9's brother told her on the phone that he is around. They then say their bye byes and leave.
As i am thinking of my messup they come back like 30 minutes later and say their brother had to go somewhere and i continue making convo with them. In hindsight them coming back was because hb9 wanted me to close her.But i am oblivious to this because i have written them off in my mind because they told me they school out of town. I however forget that they told me they live around the area and they have to leave again. I then later realised that them coming back might have been a signal for me to mack on them and kick myself for losing the opportunity.
Anyway im happy i got some new social proof pictures to put on face book and then i go to another table where a hb6 milf in leopard print dress is sitting( a cougar in cougar clothing hehe). I sit right in front of her as she is alone but i dont look her in the face as i am thinking of an opener. I still cant think of anything and then she says something like do you want to talk to me? and i say hello and she introduces herself.
I ask her why she is alone and she says she just chose to come out alone. I ask her where she is from and incidentally she is from the same state of origin as the other 2 girls i just talked to and i tell her this and show her the pictures i took with the other chicks . We fluff and i find out she works far away from the mall and my general vincinity and then i say 'thats i shame because i would have liked to ask you to hang out but you stay far away'. She says 'well it doesnt matter we can still meet'. I ask her for her number and she says her phone doesnt work and shes getting it fixed (flake?). She says i should give her my number without my name and she tells me to write my name down and then i do and she says she will call and that she however needs money to buy credit to use to call me (uh oh).
I decide to be a beta and give her the money ($2 equivalent). I only have $4 however and ask her to give me change and she says 'so u wont give me the whole thing' while smiling and i say 'no' while smiling as well. I ask her to take a picture with me and she declines saying her hair is not good. I tell her its fine but she still insists and i say thats bad cos it means shes high maintenance and she says shes not. Anyway i compliment her on being a take charge person who knows what she wants and she corrects me that she doesnt know what she wants but what she needs. Anyway after getting the number i say it was nice talking to her and rub her habd and caress it while shaking her to say good bye. We say our goodbyes and she says she will call(not so sure about that).....
More to come shortly.....
I see a couple of chicks but they are in groups of people so i chicken out (as usual). I see one of my acquaintances/colleagues/fellow former intern from the internship i recently concluded . Say my hellos and the guy does not seem eager to chat for long cos hes with a male friend and they are waiting for another friend of theirs.
Anyhoo i continue walking and then i see two chicks that are hot (one hb9 natural beauty and a hb7).I pass by them without talking to them. Anyway i go outside of the mall and then go back in. As i am walking i see the 2 girls again and one of them (hb9) looks back at me (im guessing cos she felt my eyes on them). We lock eyes and then both look away and then we lock eyes again and look away, its about to happen a third time but i dont look but see that she looked at me. They go into a store but i dont follow cos i dont wanna(too scared).
Anyway i go to a corner bar stall and buy a bottle of water cos im thristy.I proceed to take a seat there and pop my smartphone earphones into my ears and proceed to drown my pvssyless sorrows with music. Next thing you know before i can say jack robinson the hb7 and 9 show up in my vincinity and say out loud 'lets sit down here'. Note there are a billion other empty seats around the area (okay maybe not a billion
) but anyway the table i am on has 2 empty seats(how convenient). So they proceed to sit down and i proceed to semi-sh1t my pants in my mind. Anyway my earphones are on but i say hello to the hb7 first and when i greet the hb9 she seems dissapointed that my earphones are on. I wait for a bit and then open them by saying, ' um i have a question, i was just wondering, would you say i look gay? ' . They look puzzled and a bit of awkwardness ensues but then i continue by saying that my mum thinks im gay because i choose not to have any girlfriends at the moment. They then laugh and say really and i say yeah. This breaks the ice a bit and then i begin the fluff talk by asing them where they are from and then they say they are in the same college studying the same course and come from the same state of origin. I then say 'wow are u twins or something?' and they both laugh. i then pop out my smartphone and tell the hb7 to listen to one of the songs and tell me what she thinks( the song is about a guy who talks about a girl making his d1ck hard) anyway she tells me that the beat is nice and she tells the hb9 to listen.She does and says she knows the song.I ask them what music they like and they say they dont know.
Anyway i do some more fluff talk and there are alot of awkward silences and a few laughs in between. I ask them if they have ever been out of the country and they say no. I say really? u look like london chicks and they laugh. I say im serious u are both hot and they laugh and say thank you. Everytime there is an awkward silence i look away and pretend like im having a moment of introspection so as to diffuse the tension whilst simultaneously thinking of what to say. Everytime i go silent the hb9 looks at me and starts a new thread of conversation. Anyway i ask them if they came alone and they say they are waiting for the hb9's brother, they ask me if i came with someone and i lie that i am waiting for my friend.
I then request that they take pictures with me so i can prove to my mum im not gay and they oblige. Eventually i make the mistake of saying ' i have no intentions whatsoever of getting your numbers or anything but do you have boyfriends?' The hb7 gets fidgety and after hesitating and looking at the hb9 who is on the phone (thankfully) she says yes she does. At this point things get awkward but thankfully i stay unreactive and the gods smile on me because hb9's brother told her on the phone that he is around. They then say their bye byes and leave.
As i am thinking of my messup they come back like 30 minutes later and say their brother had to go somewhere and i continue making convo with them. In hindsight them coming back was because hb9 wanted me to close her.But i am oblivious to this because i have written them off in my mind because they told me they school out of town. I however forget that they told me they live around the area and they have to leave again. I then later realised that them coming back might have been a signal for me to mack on them and kick myself for losing the opportunity.
Anyway im happy i got some new social proof pictures to put on face book and then i go to another table where a hb6 milf in leopard print dress is sitting( a cougar in cougar clothing hehe). I sit right in front of her as she is alone but i dont look her in the face as i am thinking of an opener. I still cant think of anything and then she says something like do you want to talk to me? and i say hello and she introduces herself.
I ask her why she is alone and she says she just chose to come out alone. I ask her where she is from and incidentally she is from the same state of origin as the other 2 girls i just talked to and i tell her this and show her the pictures i took with the other chicks . We fluff and i find out she works far away from the mall and my general vincinity and then i say 'thats i shame because i would have liked to ask you to hang out but you stay far away'. She says 'well it doesnt matter we can still meet'. I ask her for her number and she says her phone doesnt work and shes getting it fixed (flake?). She says i should give her my number without my name and she tells me to write my name down and then i do and she says she will call and that she however needs money to buy credit to use to call me (uh oh).
I decide to be a beta and give her the money ($2 equivalent). I only have $4 however and ask her to give me change and she says 'so u wont give me the whole thing' while smiling and i say 'no' while smiling as well. I ask her to take a picture with me and she declines saying her hair is not good. I tell her its fine but she still insists and i say thats bad cos it means shes high maintenance and she says shes not. Anyway i compliment her on being a take charge person who knows what she wants and she corrects me that she doesnt know what she wants but what she needs. Anyway after getting the number i say it was nice talking to her and rub her habd and caress it while shaking her to say good bye. We say our goodbyes and she says she will call(not so sure about that).....
More to come shortly.....
Anyway, at this point im feeling confident and i decide to take a walk. I see this chick (hb6.538 lol) on her own and open her by saying 'you look bored'. She says she is waiting for someone and i do the usual fluff business. We are both standing in the middle of the mall talking at this point and i ask her where she is from and you wont believe she is from the same state of origin as the other 3 girls i talked to.I tell her this and then go into my routine about how my mum thinks im gay cos i choose not to have any girlfriends and ask her what she thinks of this. She is surprised by this and has a weird look on her face and looks at me up and down and says she doesnt think im gay and i thank her. I fluff some more and find out that she lives very near me and tell her this.
I then proceed to ask her if theres anyway i can contact her. She then says she doesnt know how to use phones or any other technology (she is being sarcastic) . I then say do you have electricity? and she says no. I then say wow ok thats cool but you should give me your dream phone number , the one that you wish you had and could use to talk to people and shhe laughs and gives me her number. I say bye shake her hand and swiftly make my exit (in hindsight while shaking her hand i should have rubbed it and said ''ur skin is very smooth'' but whatever..
I then go back to the mall elevators and a girl in a yellow dress with a very fat a55 is there and i want to open her by going into the elevator with her and her little brother but then an older lady who knows her comes so i decide against it. Good thing i did though cos hb9 and 7 from before come. I see them and say hi and then say t the hb9 ' i made a mistake i forgot to get your number' and then i ask for it. She then takes a long time keying it in but finally does and then i say ' thats great u succeeded wonderful' and they both laugh. They ask me where my friend is and i say he didnt come aka he deserted me. They then say their brother had to go somewhere again and that they will have to hang around again. I then say im getting out of the mall and say my bye byes and bail.
Prior to thursday i had been talking to this hb4 who was a friend who i had told that we should hangout and she had agreed. I texted her saying '' hey sexy, its a shame we cant hang out cos i have an interview (she was gonna be resuming work the following week so we would not be able to hang out after this week) and that my plan was to romance her at my place' ( i dont care about the friendship cos i just want a nut) . She responds saying '' i dont even know how to respond to this , really? ''. I text her back saying '' tee hee hee '' . She later calls and i dont answer cos im scared. I then call her back later after composing myself and then i dont back down and tell her my plan was to buy ice cream for her in the mall and watch her lick it and she says she is surprised that i was talking like that , that i must be on (horny). I tell her that i am always like that but i am just quiet. She then says we should still hangout that she will make time (lol) and that she will call me.
This was my week. Will update if anything ever happens in my pitiful sexlife again...
I then proceed to ask her if theres anyway i can contact her. She then says she doesnt know how to use phones or any other technology (she is being sarcastic) . I then say do you have electricity? and she says no. I then say wow ok thats cool but you should give me your dream phone number , the one that you wish you had and could use to talk to people and shhe laughs and gives me her number. I say bye shake her hand and swiftly make my exit (in hindsight while shaking her hand i should have rubbed it and said ''ur skin is very smooth'' but whatever..
I then go back to the mall elevators and a girl in a yellow dress with a very fat a55 is there and i want to open her by going into the elevator with her and her little brother but then an older lady who knows her comes so i decide against it. Good thing i did though cos hb9 and 7 from before come. I see them and say hi and then say t the hb9 ' i made a mistake i forgot to get your number' and then i ask for it. She then takes a long time keying it in but finally does and then i say ' thats great u succeeded wonderful' and they both laugh. They ask me where my friend is and i say he didnt come aka he deserted me. They then say their brother had to go somewhere again and that they will have to hang around again. I then say im getting out of the mall and say my bye byes and bail.
Prior to thursday i had been talking to this hb4 who was a friend who i had told that we should hangout and she had agreed. I texted her saying '' hey sexy, its a shame we cant hang out cos i have an interview (she was gonna be resuming work the following week so we would not be able to hang out after this week) and that my plan was to romance her at my place' ( i dont care about the friendship cos i just want a nut) . She responds saying '' i dont even know how to respond to this , really? ''. I text her back saying '' tee hee hee '' . She later calls and i dont answer cos im scared. I then call her back later after composing myself and then i dont back down and tell her my plan was to buy ice cream for her in the mall and watch her lick it and she says she is surprised that i was talking like that , that i must be on (horny). I tell her that i am always like that but i am just quiet. She then says we should still hangout that she will make time (lol) and that she will call me.
This was my week. Will update if anything ever happens in my pitiful sexlife again...
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Set a date for friday but then i realised that the people in my house get home early on that day so we pushed it forward to sometime next week. Don't know when but will update on any new developments.... Oh yeah i called the hb9 as well just to make sure she had my number. Will see how that goes.doyex said:
The Cougar called me and was eager to meet. I agreed but then my conscience was pricking me and I realised that now that I had achieved what I wanted all along (to get girls wanting to get me), I prayed that night and went to sleep. In my dream I saw myself having sex in filth infested places and upon waking I knew she was not the one for me....... The other girl in the mall hb6.538 was called up by me and then I realised that she was not the one for me when she lied in a fake way that she was so happy and was expecting my call. I agreed to meet up but never followed through. As for hb9 , she was an encourager , a good hearted girl but she was not good at conversation and was schooling out of state so I knew there was no point in making things work. All in all I knew that sex was just empty when not done with someone you love and have married and I decided to follow God and believe that Jesus Christ died for my sins. One of my friends on facebook is preaching a positive message about how to get girls the right way i.e find your soul mate and He said that I should get you guys to add him. This is his profile . He does not discriminate and besides He wont know who any of you are plus he asked for you to add him anonymously so here is His profile link ---------> just search ''Olaoluwa Bibiresanmi Adeyemi'' (yeah his name is a bit weird innit lol, but he's cool witty and fun) on facebook and add the Guy.
Yup and this thread has finally done it for me...My life is fully dedicated to following the teachings of the Bible-------->http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?p=1865933#post1865933
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
YAboi, is this story real? I couldn't help but notice that on another thread you said you had a mild form of schizophrenia? Either way, interesting stuff... I'mma go to the mall today and try the "Do I look gay?" pick up