Describe your ideal woman

[TheGameMaster]

This can only do you good. You'll know what you are looking for this way.

She has goldie blonde hair and blueish green eyes. She is about 5 ft 5 in. She has a youthful, angelic sort of face and her smile makes me feel warm inside. She wears some make up but not alot, she looks hot regardless of make up. She is very petite but has average sized pert breasts and a curvy bum that is hard to resist touching! This girl puts others before herself and has a nurturing/ caring side to her. She cares just as much about those that are close to her (their thoughts/feelings) as she does about herself. She is kind to everyone. She is quite shy but damn, shes filthy in the sack. She has passions in life. She wants to see the world and she has a dream that she wants to fulfill.

Thats all I can think of right now, so go for it fellaz, knock yourselves out

 

[Leporello]

Dark, soft hair.

Slim but curvy. 5'2 or 5'3.

Glasses might be a plus.

Sexually rapacious, eager to experiment...but a really good girl.

Loves music and comedy movies.

Well-read, cultured, smart, politically aware and fond of books.

No limits on her sense of humor.

 

[Warrior74]

Sexually rapacious, eager to experiment...but a really good girl.

As Andrew Dice Clay said....
"Hey, buddy...nice-lookin' girfriend you got there. Is she good in bed?" Guy says "Yeah." Dice says, "Let me ask you another question. How do you think she got that way?"


Take your blinders off bro.

 

[Darth]

"She has goldie blonde hair and blueish green eyes. She is about 5 ft 5 in. She has a youthful, angelic sort of face.."

These sound like Rod Serling Twilight Zone monologues, lol

Here's mine:

Qualifications
1. Extremely attractive with cute smile (long, curly/wavy hair a bonus). Virgin.

2. Classy. Is not afraid to wear dresses/skirts as well as pants/jeans. Polite to relatives and well-spoken.

3. Loyal to me (not a great big flirt with others) and very attached to me, in love with me of course. Is delighted at the thought of spending the rest of her life with someone as awesome as me.

4. Sweet personality. Takes pleasure in making me happy. When she disagrees with me, she isn't rude about it. Doesn't get upset when I seem like I don't have a lot of time for her some days, because she realizes I am busy.

5. Good cook.

6. Initiates physical contact all the time and responds well when I do. Comforts me when I'm down, hugs/kisses me when I'm frustrated, lets me vent any problems/frustrations I'm having and listens patiently.

7. Intelligent. Did well in college and beyond.

8. Shares my values/Christian.

9. Wants eventually to have my kids and stay at home to raise them too.

10. Doesn't try to be the boss/feminist. Realizes I am the man and that she doesn't have to go out to clubs, etc. to feel validated. Simply being loved by me is enough.

11. Likes to dance with me. Is a good dancer.

12. A good singer, so I can play piano and she can sing along.

BONUS: A hot foreign accent

EDIT: And yeah, glasses can definitely be hot depending on the girl...

 

[WC2]

As Andrew Dice Clay said....
"Hey, buddy...nice-lookin' girfriend you got there. Is she good in bed?" Guy says "Yeah." Dice says, "Let me ask you another question. How do you think she got that way?"


Take your blinders off bro.

Surprisingly she got that way through experimentation through relationships.

People learn a lot more about sex through relationships than they do through one night stands.

Anyways..

Black Hair
Slim
Nice Skin

She's acts like a woman.. meaning she doesn't ACT like one of the guys just to meet guys.
Dresses sexy but classy
Listens to me but challenges me
Smiles all the time
Vibes and laughs with me when no one else understands.
Skinny legs, fat pvvsy
Breasts aren't a huge deal as long as they aren't smaller than a decent B
She doesn't constantly b!tch.
She doesn't mind getting kinky in bed.

 

[oakraiderz2]

My girlfriend.

 

[The Bat]

This can only do you good. You'll know what you are looking for this way.

Wrong.

This will only turn you into a major AFC.

Stop idealizing women, gentlemen. Start dating them all. Yes, even that hot goth bartender and that cute girl at the library. You'll know how silly and self-limiting these "ideals" really are after you've dated ALL SORTS of women.

 

[ready123]

Wrong.

This will only turn you into a major AFC.

Stop idealizing women, gentlemen. Start dating them all. Yes, even that hot goth bartender and that cute girl at the library. You'll know how silly and self-limiting these "ideals" really are after you've dated ALL SORTS of women.

I think the more girls you've dated, the more sensitive you become to the qualities you're drawn to and the traits you can't stand. It's a good exercise and these things are only silly if you can't back it up with experience

 

[Jitterbug]

My ideal woman is one that can magically transform into a different (but still HOT of course) woman to satisfy my desire at any given time.

 

[Leporello]

As Andrew Dice Clay said....
"Hey, buddy...nice-lookin' girfriend you got there. Is she good in bed?" Guy says "Yeah." Dice says, "Let me ask you another question. How do you think she got that way?"


Take your blinders off bro.

Wrong. Being a 'good girl' means, that she's not trashy or careless or undiscriminating...just not a prude.

 

[HeMan]

knows how to cook! italian food preferably...

 

[xdreamz]

skinny face

light skin

beautiful voice

extremely nice

 

[amoka]

Wrong.

This will only turn you into a major AFC.

Stop idealizing women, gentlemen. Start dating them all. Yes, even that hot goth bartender and that cute girl at the library. You'll know how silly and self-limiting these "ideals" really are after you've dated ALL SORTS of women.

That's right.

 

[trd323]

Wrong.

This will only turn you into a major AFC.

Stop idealizing women, gentlemen. Start dating them all. Yes, even that hot goth bartender and that cute girl at the library. You'll know how silly and self-limiting these "ideals" really are after you've dated ALL SORTS of women.

Wrong.

It is not idealizing women. ITs knowing what you want and going after what you deserve. If the goth bartender does nothing for me except maybe arm candy then why the hell would I want to date her. I agree maybe the physical features can change, but the most important is having a great connection with someone, and I can tell you that the hottest girls that everyone drools over have a high possibility that you will not match. We all crave more than just physical and sex, if thats all women were about; then just go to your local hore house and pay $60-80 and get your rocks off. But we all crave the loving and caring of a woman. The same care and attention our mothers showed us.

If you do not know what you want, then how do you know it is standing right in front of you. Would you go into a car dealership and not have an idea of what you are looking for?