"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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deoderant makes me itch.

ScrewIt

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i wear deoderant everyday. but the past few days my armpits have been itching, probably blame on the deoderant.

what can i do?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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it could be you are using an anti-persperent. That always made me itch and leave those yellow stains on white shirts. I use Old Spice, pretty much one of many others you can buy that are non-anti-persperent,
 

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I happen to use old spice. I am rarely ever a sweater, but i put it on in case. it happens when i get to work in the office.

maybe the air there is possibly a little too cool & dry, and as a result makes my skin itch with the deoderant
 
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