"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Denying my gf emotional privileges

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Get ready for sex when she comes. Only way girls know how to negotiate.
Hopefully your dumbass don't say I love you after.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Fitters said:
Get ready for sex when she comes. Only way girls know how to negotiate.
Hopefully your dumbass don't say I love you after.
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Yep I'm screwed :(
 
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Honestly, I was watching hodgetwins and one of them mentioned that a guy's gf might be a lesbian. I think she might be a lesbian because she unreasonably homophobic, doesn't get turned on by penal penetration but likes oral sex, fingering, and grinding. She's also obsessed with looking at victoria secrets models in lingerie. She also doesn't have many friends in general.
 
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Poon King said:
You should be spinning plates.

Its obvious this b!tch rules you and you're afraid of her.. so I'm not even buying the BS about you "denying her emotional privileges" and neither is she.

Women laugh inside when men try to play the manipulation game. They know he is full of sh!t because if he really had control he wouldn't need to play games. He would just snap his fingers and say "make me a sandwich" and she would do it.

She knows you're a slave to her p*ssy, approval and affirmation and too chicken sh!t to cheat or leave (otherwise you would be doing that instead of posting whiny threads :crackup: ). So stop kidding yourself. Either be a man and spin plates or accept your position as her b!tch and "fall in line".
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True, true power is to reject somebody.
 
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Dear Lord........1,000 plus messages; a member since 2013 and you really haven't learned anything. Man up and dump the bytch boy.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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