"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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My laptop's hard drive just failed and I have no backups. I'm sure it's some demonic force which wanted to stop me in my crusade against all that is paranormal, right. So, I prematurely must exit from this discussion as my on-line time is now extremely sparce and consumed by far more pressing matters.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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laptops today are just crap. Those hard drives always fail.

I'd recommend turning your computer off at least a few times per week to let it cool down.
 

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Haha, I will laugh my ass off if anyone of you goofs who thinks this is a joke ever sees a real ghost.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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ElStud said:
Haha, I will laugh my ass off if anyone of you goofs who thinks this is a joke ever sees a real ghost.
What's the worst he's going to do, goose me? Make me go a bit hot then cold? Pigeons are more dangerous.
 

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Well since you're so confident ghost DON'T exist, do this for me, go f*ck around with a ouija board. Play around for it for a few hours and tell me what happens.
 

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ElStud said:
Well since you're so confident ghost DON'T exist, do this for me, go f*ck around with a ouija board. Play around for it for a few hours and tell me what happens.

Yeah, tell them "Vulpine sent me".
 

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ElStud said:
Well since you're so confident ghost DON'T exist, do this for me, go f*ck around with a ouija board. Play around for it for a few hours and tell me what happens.
You know, just typing "ouija board" on an internet forum is enough to allow demons and evil spirits into your world. You're screwed now.

Oh..wait, I take that back..damnit I'm f*cked now too.

What's the best fighting style to kick a demon's ass? If we all band together maybe we can win this war.
 

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Mr.Positive said:
You know, just typing "ouija board" on an internet forum is enough to allow demons and evil spirits into your world. You're screwed now.

Oh..wait, I take that back..damnit I'm f*cked now too.

What's the best fighting style to kick a demon's ass? If we all band together maybe we can win this war.

no way, i just opened up a mma school, I'm a blackbelt in christFu.. put some money in my hand and i will show you the best style.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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blackbelt2k said:
no way, i just opened up a mma school, I'm a blackbelt in christFu.. put some money in my hand and i will show you the best style.

No way! My dragon BuddaJitsu technique with make your christFu style look like paddy-cake! You have no chance to survive make your time!
 

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Mr.Positive said:
What's the best fighting style to kick a demon's ass? If we all band together maybe we can win this war.
Just go get you some crushed bricks and mark a line at the entrance to all of the doors in your house. I saw that on some movie about "Hoodoo" I think it was (some variant of voodoo). If they mean you harm, they can't cross the line.
 

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azanon said:
Just go get you some crushed bricks and mark a line at the entrance to all of the doors in your house. I saw that on some movie about "Hoodoo" I think it was (some variant of voodoo). If they mean you harm, they can't cross the line.
What if you meet a fineeeea$$$ HB, try to bring her home, but she's possessed.. You won't be able to get her in your room..your idea is flawed, lol
 

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Vulpine said:
No way! My dragon BuddaJitsu technique with make your christFu style look like paddy-cake! You have no chance to survive make your time!
I'm going to take Tae Kwon-Demon...the ultimate defense.

I figure with all those high fancy kicks I'll be learning...if an irrate demon tries one of those floating hovering tricks, I'll be able to kick his ass back to never never land.
 

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blackbelt2k said:
What if you meet a fineeeea$$$ HB, try to bring her home, but she's possessed.. You won't be able to get her in your room..your idea is flawed, lol
I dunno! LMS would probably tell you she IS the debil with her "stank hole" and all! That's the whole point right; to keep the debil out?! :)
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I had no idea the board was filled with so many ignorant people. I could understand if you had a reason to not believe this but simply disbelieving it to disbelieve it is ignorant.
 

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azanon said:
I dunno! LMS would probably tell you she IS the debil with her "stank hole" and all! That's the whole point right; to keep the debil out?! :)
what if the debil looks like elizabeth hurley from bedazzled... i'd have a tough time erasing those brick marks.
 

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ElStud said:
Well since you're so confident ghost DON'T exist, do this for me, go f*ck around with a ouija board. Play around for it for a few hours and tell me what happens.
Lol. it's called the ideomotor effect.

"The ideomotor effect is a psychological phenomenon wherein a subject makes motions unconsciously"

"Automatic writing, dowsing, facilitated communication, and Ouija boards have also been attributed to the effect of this phenomena. "

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ideomotor_effect

"Ideomotor action describes motions that are made without conscious volition. More importantly, these motions are made in accordance with belief and expectation. The movements might be simple, such as a twitch, or extremely complex - like handwriting."

http://www.humanexperiencedesign.com/2007/07/19/ideomotor-response/
 

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hahaha, FCUK your second video b!tch! hahaha

you got me there.
 
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hahaha, FCUK your second video b!tch! hahaha

you got me there.
YES! Finally! :rockon:

People are retarded on this board... Ouji board is a tool to communicate with the other world. There are steps that you have to take, it's actually pretty dangerous. Sometimes the demon or ghost you summond won't leave.

Found some more fake or real Japanese video...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=qshBL78Wmf0 Train thing...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=tObsWIPnjqI Guy after watching a cursed video... prob on drugs...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_9BTvrm4cok Ghost of a hanging suicide... this is not fake...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=7GVDdTxhdMc&mode=related&search= Ghost pic of a little boy... prob photoshop?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=tRfZ1QqJ07E Something walking up stairs...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=uuT4lmXnShs&mode=related&search= Windshield thing...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=37e9kFpTDaY&mode=related&search= Another thing in woods... looks fake....

http://youtube.com/watch?v=amyrCDeJXiE&mode=related&search= Something is moving in bed... prob a cat...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=XrBpTmNnyu0&mode=related&search= scary pic

http://youtube.com/watch?v=mrLcTzjHcgU&mode=related&search= Weird hand or something in water.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=dRdxNfu5nAI&mode=related&search= The real ring? Fake!?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=7rIX1MgSHM4&mode=related&search= WTF! Train suicide thing...
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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