"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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"I really love being single after being in a series of relationships for five years. It's really nice to just be single since I don't have to worry about anything."

when she said that you should of been making out.

Plan another time to "watch a movie" and make a MOVE!!
 

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ecko280 said:
"I really love being single after being in a series of relationships for five years. It's really nice to just be single since I don't have to worry about anything."

when she said that you should of been making out.

Plan another time to "watch a movie" and make a MOVE!!
Go to the other post and read the rest of the post. I had to cut it up into two separate posts.

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