Deflecting stupid questions effectively. How to ?

[Zion]

A'right so this is something I've witnessed yesterday. A random friend of mine , me and this girl he's been trying to 'game' (he's an AFC ) were walking along the street.

Anyway , we come across some street vendor that was selling some spring flowers. All of a sudden , the girl was like:" Oooh ,aren't you gonna buy me some of these sweet flowers ?". I think she was half serious by her tone. Kinda jokingly buy kinda wanting him to comply.

Now if this isn't a "JUMP THROUGH MY HOOP" situation , nothing is. He barely mumbled an awkward 'no' , and then it was just weird for a good couple of minutes.

So yeah,I've gave it some though regarding how to properly respond to that. I think a proper way to do it is a funny deflection.Something along the lines of:

"Whoa whoa there. I'm not asking your for sandwiches , why you asking me for flowers ?"
or
"Sure. I'll buy you flowers. You can repay me later. I take nude pictures or videos only".

I guess delivery is crucial on the second , but yeah.

Also , was that awkward no still better than him actually doing it ? My guess is yes.


Any thoughts on this ?

 

[nroug7]

A'right so this is something I've witnessed yesterday. A random friend of mine , me and this girl he's been trying to 'game' (he's an AFC ) were walking along the street.

Anyway , we come across some street vendor that was selling some spring flowers. All of a sudden , the girl was like:" Oooh ,aren't you gonna buy me some of these sweet flowers ?". I think she was half serious by her tone. Kinda jokingly buy kinda wanting him to comply.

Now if this isn't a "JUMP THROUGH MY HOOP" situation , nothing is. He barely mumbled an awkward 'no' , and then it was just weird for a good couple of minutes.

So yeah,I've gave it some though regarding how to properly respond to that. I think a proper way to do it is a funny deflection.Something along the lines of:

"Whoa whoa there. I'm not asking your for sandwiches , why you asking me for flowers ?"
or
"Sure. I'll buy you flowers. You can repay me later. I take nude pictures or videos only".

I guess delivery is crucial on the second , but yeah.

Also , was that awkward no still better than him actually doing it ? My guess is yes.


Any thoughts on this ?

Second option sounds fun. Just make sure it's said lightly and jokingly, bam, instant light sexual tone. She might reciprocate to that as well if you are lucky

 

[NobodyCares1]

Those answers are really good :yes: This is something I need to work at because I can't usually think of anything funny to reply when I'm asked questions like this.

 

[switch]

pretend you didn't hear her , then talk about something else.
It's not even worth your time responding to **** like that.

 

[Zion]

You can't just chose to zone-out and pretend you don't hear people talk to you when it's not to your convenience.

A good reply can score you some major points , whilst ignoring will just make it as awkward as a yes or no answer.:yes:

 

[Purefilth]

"I'll think about it"

Then don't do it.

 

[lamobatsman]

if a girl asks you that surely that means she doesnt respect you anyway? cos a guy she respects and likes she wudnt ask that would she??

 

[lamobatsman]

is that a **** test/ compliance test?

 

[Zion]

It's not a diss. It's a 'jump through my hoop'. It's a test. A response gouge. Doesn't matter if you do or do not buy the flowers , what matters is the reaction you give. That's what she's gouging for.

 

[Cremasta]

Her: Ooh, aren't you gonna buy me some of these sweet flowers?

You: Sure! I'll bring them to the dinner.

Her: What dinner?

You: The one you're gonna cook for me...

 

[Lgw]

Her: Ooh, aren't you gonna buy me some of these sweet flowers?

You: Sure! I'll bring them to the dinner.

Her: What dinner?

You: The one you're gonna cook for me...

perfect