So I guess this is kinda of a pat my own back type of post but I have been playing around on this dating site while I been recovering from an injury lately. This particular site has a chat system on it similar to facebook, but you can IM them without being on their favorites list.
Well any way, I am browsing profiles and come across this straight up HB10. Big rack, porn star body, the works, except her face is blanked out. couple pictures, it says on her profile, Bi-sexual looking for girls, happy with fiance, etc. guys feel free to chat but don't even mention sex. Some other stuff. Interests, etc.
Well as I am reading this, its clear this has to be a fake. Low and behold, guess who signs in at that moment? Yep, HB10. I say **** it, I am bored, and its atleast a descent pic to look at. So I message her. "Howdy Ma'am I'm *******".
"Hi" chit chat about hobbies, she is replying, then..... "YOU DO KNOW, I'm not here to meet guys right?"
I reply with a "yeah I am literate, I read your profile, anyway...", and straight back in to the flow of small talk
She stops me again, "Wow I'm sorry, I just am not used to guys actually reading this thing, they just ignore it and try and hook up. You know I have a fiance?"
Me-"Listen, I get it you are hot, if that's your real pic. I am just killing some time and bored. Relax. Social network right? I am sure you can get me into all the South Beach clubs by being in my posse.hahah"
HB10-"Thanks, I'm sorry, so what kind of dog you have?" blah blah blah
HB10-"Well I got to go, You are nice...and different."
Me- "Thanks kid, well have a good one, and PS: You can filter out messages from guys on both chat and email so you ddon't get bombarded"
HB10-"Wow thanks!...But then I can't talk to you again."
Me-"They let you make exceptions
Later"
Days later, she chit chats me again. wants to do a number exchange to hang out as friends. I still think the pics are fake, tell her I am not convinced she is real, but still fun to talk to. She gets pouty. I tell her hey, if you want to drive 100miles and by me dinner to prove it, be my guest. She says ok, TUES or WED? I wasn't expecting this. Sure WED at 6pm such and such. get there early bc I will be on time. What name will the table be under? Her" Yay! blah blah blah"
So I get to the place, planning on bailing, and immediately see the HB10 in real life. Finally see the face. Legit model, you have all seen her in magazines.
Turns out she IS bi-sexual, but likes guys for relationships, and is single. No problem getting guys though, so the fiance bit was to kind of keep guys away.
We hit it off, little light make-out after dinner. Date for this whole weekend, at her place. Got the address/gate code/everything.
For the record, I am a solid 7, with average build and a soft belly. Maybe an 8 if i was cut.
Come along way in a couple years.
Well any way, I am browsing profiles and come across this straight up HB10. Big rack, porn star body, the works, except her face is blanked out. couple pictures, it says on her profile, Bi-sexual looking for girls, happy with fiance, etc. guys feel free to chat but don't even mention sex. Some other stuff. Interests, etc.
Well as I am reading this, its clear this has to be a fake. Low and behold, guess who signs in at that moment? Yep, HB10. I say **** it, I am bored, and its atleast a descent pic to look at. So I message her. "Howdy Ma'am I'm *******".
"Hi" chit chat about hobbies, she is replying, then..... "YOU DO KNOW, I'm not here to meet guys right?"
I reply with a "yeah I am literate, I read your profile, anyway...", and straight back in to the flow of small talk
She stops me again, "Wow I'm sorry, I just am not used to guys actually reading this thing, they just ignore it and try and hook up. You know I have a fiance?"
Me-"Listen, I get it you are hot, if that's your real pic. I am just killing some time and bored. Relax. Social network right? I am sure you can get me into all the South Beach clubs by being in my posse.hahah"
HB10-"Thanks, I'm sorry, so what kind of dog you have?" blah blah blah
HB10-"Well I got to go, You are nice...and different."
Me- "Thanks kid, well have a good one, and PS: You can filter out messages from guys on both chat and email so you ddon't get bombarded"
HB10-"Wow thanks!...But then I can't talk to you again."
Me-"They let you make exceptions
Later"Days later, she chit chats me again. wants to do a number exchange to hang out as friends. I still think the pics are fake, tell her I am not convinced she is real, but still fun to talk to. She gets pouty. I tell her hey, if you want to drive 100miles and by me dinner to prove it, be my guest. She says ok, TUES or WED? I wasn't expecting this. Sure WED at 6pm such and such. get there early bc I will be on time. What name will the table be under? Her" Yay! blah blah blah"
So I get to the place, planning on bailing, and immediately see the HB10 in real life. Finally see the face. Legit model, you have all seen her in magazines.
Turns out she IS bi-sexual, but likes guys for relationships, and is single. No problem getting guys though, so the fiance bit was to kind of keep guys away.
We hit it off, little light make-out after dinner. Date for this whole weekend, at her place. Got the address/gate code/everything.
For the record, I am a solid 7, with average build and a soft belly. Maybe an 8 if i was cut.
Come along way in a couple years.