"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Dealing with nerds

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How to deal with nerds?



I yet to have face those little bastards in real life. On forums other than here they come in abundant.


They usually attack your spelling, your age, or something else about you that's made up. One called me a virgin, to what I replied:


I'm a virgin, eh?


I'm flattered to know that one of you homos is stalking me and keeping tap on who I sleep with. Yet, we're not compatible. I'm a straight guy, who only speaks to real males, and beautiful females.

....and that means I'm addressing my self only in this thread.



The post was dealing with bicycle sit and impotence. I told them that impotence is caused by wuss bag beta males who go home and masturbate when they see a beautiful female. Real men are immune from this disorder.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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I can see why they would attack your grammar or should I say use of the English language.
 

djSlvt

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Nah, screw grammar. The spelling. Who cares about grammar. Like grammar and spelling matter.
 

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you better be carefull...there are 3... i repeat 3 movies giving nerds ideas about revenge...lol
 

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Correcting grammer and spelling for any other reason apart from clarification, should be punishable by death.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Giovanni Casanova

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MT3 said:
Correcting grammer and spelling for any other reason apart from clarification, should be punishable by death.
Um, it's "grammar".

:trouble:

You wanna go?
 

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ohh, he got me!!!!! i told you man, free lesson on the house... we'll take it easy, some slow stretches, an english lesson or two here and there
 

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I went to bike forums to ask sh1t. Found a guy who's asking how to convince his ex out of buying a bike, and then I find freaks trying to find explanation of why people talk about sex on forums, and then I found a thread about impotence and bike sit.... You know I couldn't resist.
 

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djSlvt said:
The post was dealing with bicycle sit and impotence. I told them that impotence is caused by wuss bag beta males who go home and masturbate when they see a beautiful female. Real men are immune from this disorder.
Dont bike seats compress some nerve that can lead to erectile dysfuntion? You need to get yourself one of them seats with the hole in it.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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:crackup: its true tho, no lap dances for your bike seat or tomorrow you might not get it up :trouble:
 

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Things like English vs english or simple typos are pretty easy to pass on, but when someone pops out with "mute point", "persay", "I could care less" and other idiocies it's hard to just walk on by.
 
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