Dealing with insolent chicks

[Life-Trainee]

Couple of days ago I witnessed a cringing scene at a bookstore/coffee shop. I was sitting in the shop drinking coffee and reading a magazine. So was a guy across the room from where I was sitting, he was drinking a latter and reading abook. He was sitting in one of those comfy chairs. He stood up and went to the bathroom. Then I see two somewhat good looking chicks walk in during his short absence. They put his coffee and book on the floor and sat on the couch themselves. He came back and was shocked. He pulled up a chair and tried to talk to them explaining what they did was rude etc. Well, they started making fun of him, the way he was dressed etc, so he left. To tell you the truth I really can't say that I know what I would do if I were put into that situation. Would you try to joke and be C&F? Neghit? Walk away? Try to talk to them? How would such situation be handle with dignity? How do you deal with chicks that think they can do anything they want to just because they're chicks?

 

[Beethoven]

If that happened to me, I think I'd just have squeezed into the comfy sofa and continued reading my book. It might be rude, but they couldn't complain, could they?

 

[Marty]

I might say,"Hey would you jump in my grave that quick?"If they laughed I would start a converstion and see where it went,if they continued to be rude,I would tell them they were rude and walk away.I have noticed this behavior in particularly young girls.I'm and older guy,so usually I wouldn't waste my time except to tell them they either didn't have any decent upbringing or they were absent the day common courtesy was taught.I can't be bothered with tudes.

 

[BRYCEicl]

I'd be like "Hello I was sitting here." And they'd laugh and giggle. I'd pick my stuff and I'd say "You don't just put someone elses stuff on the ground." I'd have intense eye contact but I'd have a relaxed expression, an affirming voice with an expression of this is so inconsiderate it's funny lol . I would then go sit somewhere else unphased. I would show my displeasure but I would show that it didn't ruin my time. I would sit somewhere else to show them how confident I am, because I know I can go enjoy myself in another chair it doesn't matter. I'd be thinking "Go ahead have it I don't give a fvvvvvvvvvck."

 

[AFK Protector]

I'd say...

:icking up my book/coffee and pretending not to see them::

"damn fugly little leprechauns fvcking with my mind and moving my stuff...."


or


sit on them and say, "mmm extra padding" They'd want to get up and if they start sh1t you have witnesses.


or


"Can I get both of you a drink for free? I just feeling really spiffy."

them: ok ::thinking...damn what a chump::

me: ::goes over to the bakery:: hey check out this cake you ladies want some?

Them: ::goes over to check out cake::

me: ::walks back to seat to take it::

them:

me: damn, I'm smooth.

or

me: don't get your drool on my pants ok, thanks.

 

[Caveman]

Originally posted by AFK Protector
I'd say...

:icking up my book/coffee and pretending not to see them::

"damn fugly little leprechauns fvcking with my mind and moving my stuff...."

LOL
Then you'd take your stuff, sit in the next booth and still mumble about shooting them little bastard leprechauns?

I like it!

 

[squirrels]

Originally posted by Beethoven
If that happened to me, I think I'd just have squeezed into the comfy sofa and continued reading my book. It might be rude, but they couldn't complain, could they?

I like this idea...just return rudeness with rudeness. Flop right down in between them.

Or bust 'em upside the head with a dictionary. Remember, if their ears don't ring, you're not doing it right.

(note to the slow: don't bust a dictionary upside chicks' heads)

 

[Fatality]

Originally posted by Life-Trainee
Couple of days ago I witnessed a cringing scene at a bookstore/coffee shop. I was sitting in the shop drinking coffee and reading a magazine. So was a guy across the room from where I was sitting, he was drinking a latter and reading abook. He was sitting in one of those comfy chairs. He stood up and went to the bathroom. Then I see two somewhat good looking chicks walk in during his short absence. They put his coffee and book on the floor and sat on the couch themselves. He came back and was shocked. He pulled up a chair and tried to talk to them explaining what they did was rude etc. Well, they started making fun of him, the way he was dressed etc, so he left. To tell you the truth I really can't say that I know what I would do if I were put into that situation. Would you try to joke and be C&F? Neghit? Walk away? Try to talk to them? How would such situation be handle with dignity? How do you deal with chicks that think they can do anything they want to just because they're chicks?

You don't be ****y and funny

You be an ******* right back because they are *******s. Give them a taste of their own medicine. If that happened to me, I don't care how good looking they might be I would tell them that they are ugly and have fat asses. Every girls worst nightmare is being ugly and fat. Gets them every time. Trust me if that doesn't put some ****y ***** in her place nothing will.

 

[diplomatic_lies]

I don't know what sorta places you hang around, but I see 2 scenes:

Regular bar - beat them with your book.

High class bar - just sit somewhere else, muttering "kids these days". Most high class places, people will see those girls as immature.

 

[Thraxeh]

omg, perfect situation to do this

pick up ur coffee, and accidently spill it one of the girls, then say loudly

" Oh f uck, i'm sorry, did i make a mess ?"

make sure the f word is said loud, and clear so everyone in the coffee shop turns and looks

 

[Hollowpoint]

I like the coffee spilling one on them best, then tell those stupid b1tches to get you another one right away. Arrogant wh0res.