"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Dealing with flirty drunk girls

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Ive been going out alot to the bars in the last couple of months and ive been seeing more and more drunk girls that get very flirty when they are drunk.

ive had girls come up all over me when they are drunk...but are these acts genuine? people tend to tell me that alcohol brings out the inner inhibitions/feelings in people.

ive been chilling with this one girl that exibits these exact symptoms. she is flirty with just about everyone when she is *intoxicated* but also exibits these actions when she is sober and around me. i havent tried to kiss close because ive been trying to get advice from around the way on this. but i will kiss close her tomorrow night and see what happens....if not, then i can just next her and move on.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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penkitten

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we women have a old wise tale:
a drunk man says what a sober man thinks.
or
a drunk man does what a sober man feels.
 

killerasp

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Originally posted by penkitten
we women have a old wise tale:
a drunk man says what a sober man thinks.
or
a drunk man does what a sober man feels.
im guessing that also applies to women. :)
 

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go for it

Quit thinking. Just act. Theres no time for what if's in life. Because if you wait around thinking about stuff then life is just going to pass you by. And if a girl is all over you in any instance, drunk or sober then just go with it. Shes asking for it either way.
 

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Re: go for it

Originally posted by seulaxplaya
Quit thinking. Just act. Theres no time for what if's in life. Because if you wait around thinking about stuff then life is just going to pass you by. And if a girl is all over you in any instance, drunk or sober then just go with it. Shes asking for it either way.
dude....best damn advice ive gotten. and you can be sure i will go for it tonight. im putting all the balls on the table for this one.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Hey this is what I've wondered few times!
Many times on the dance floor I've had those agressive drunk girls.

In every case they have seemed to be REALLY easy pu$$y...
But I've never dared to finish the deal.

You know sleeping with drunk girls...

What do you guys think?


EDIT:
Report back how it went!
 

killerasp

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Originally posted by Hot Ice

You know sleeping with drunk girls...

What do you guys think?


It all depends...if she can walk on her own two feet to my room..then its a go. but you gotta be drunk too..or else that would be grimey.
 

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Originally posted by killerasp
It all depends...if she can walk on her own two feet to my room..then its a go. but you gotta be drunk too..or else that would be grimey.
Yeah. "Hey I was really drunk too" line in the morning could be useful...
 

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Originally posted by penkitten
we women have a old wise tale:
a drunk man says what a sober man thinks.
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a drunk man does what a sober man feels.
well said
 

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EDIT: Well...last night was the planned night that i try to close things....it all didnt go to well...

I had the C&F down....the kino was fire hot....BUT....i didnt get anything back from her. I initiated kino...but she never mirrored anything...for awhile there..it was fun..but i could tell she wasnt eating it up. After that i just didnt care no more and i just finished my bottle of Hypnotic and had fun with everyone else.

im going to just next her for now because i cant be around her with these feelings in me and knowing she prolly doesnt feel the same way. so im just gonna put it on the back burner and move onto other prospects.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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J-Man

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heh well you never know... she MIGHT just be playing her cosmo game sh1t.
 

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Drunk chicks...hmmmm....

the general strategy is to apply your penis to their vagina, and then feel good.

Try that and report back.
 

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Originally posted by killerasp
EDIT: Well...last night was the planned night that i try to close things....it all didnt go to well...

I had the C&F down....the kino was fire hot....BUT....i didnt get anything back from her. I initiated kino...but she never mirrored anything...for awhile there..it was fun..but i could tell she wasnt eating it up. After that i just didnt care no more and i just finished my bottle of Hypnotic and had fun with everyone else.

im going to just next her for now because i cant be around her with these feelings in me and knowing she prolly doesnt feel the same way. so im just gonna put it on the back burner and move onto other prospects.
If you're not getting any back from her then the Kino is not "fire hot". Kino is all about mutuality. I've learned the hard way myself that using too much Kino alone can destroy her great attraction to you.

You did do the right thing after that by talking to the other people and stuff. I hope you talked to a lot of other girls. :)
 
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