dealing with AMOG's

[TheGameMaster]

When a bloke AMOGs you, what thoughts are at work in his head?
Do men AMOG other men because they find them a threat?
I am trying to find a positive way to look at the scenario so that I look like it doesnt affect me when it happens.
I walked in the pub the other day an this w*nker said "where did you get them shoes...when you gunna send them back?" then "what about the top, you best send that back too". This was in front of other people and I didnt know how to handle it.

 

[j0n024]

HAHaha I agree I wonder what people think about when they start to **** block or AMOG.

For the situation above I would have said

ME: Puts hand on shirt...."It's called fashion," Smirk "But from the looks of things .....seems like you dont know what that is." Walk off. Then if he gets in your face just stay ****y "Guess I hit a nerve, hahahah." I doubt he will attack you but just get in your face to see if you back down, in which case you should walk away since he isnt worth your time.

But my cousin use to do that soooo much and I never understood why, I stopped haning with him but I was at a little concert thing in town and he was there so we hung out with some friends. When we were leaving (I didnt put this in my journal) I saw this pretty cute girl with her mom ehh 6.7

ME: Excuse me is this your daughter?
MOM: Yes
Girl:Smiling
ME: well I gotta say you have a very cute daughter
MOM: THank you
ME: What's your name

I talked to her for a while when she said 'She was talking to someone," So instead of pushing through that I just left when out of nowhere (My cuz was behind the girl maybe 5ft away with his friend watching) comes and grabs me by the shoulders and says
"Sorry I forgot the leash," Now I didnt say anything but he totally ruined my chances IF I pushed through her sh1t defense, but I still havent figured out why people do that in the first place.

 

[oakraiderz2]

Jealousy would be my guess, but i dont know. Once i was watching a movie in the basement with a girl and my DAD came downstairs and got on the computer for about 20 min. I was PISSED. There was also a time i had a girl in my room and my mom was cool with it, but my dad "would feel more comfortable with us downstairs." Basically it was bull**** and im still pissed about it. Luckily for me, being 6'4 200lbs, no one really f*cks around.

 

[Daddy The Pimp]

I had big problem with AMOG's in my life months ago . Ill write later a long post about them .

 

[Credos]

ME: Excuse me is this your daughter?
MOM: Yes
Girl:Smiling
ME: well I gotta say you have a very cute daughter
MOM: THank you
ME: What's your name

Should have been:
ME: Excuse me is this your daughter?
MOM: Yes
Girl:Smiling
ME: well I gotta say you have a very cute Mom!
MOM: THank you
Girl: :woo: *thinks: WTF HE WANTS MY MOM AND NOT ME, I GOTTA SUCK HIS C0CK!!
ME: What's your name

 

[stuka1939]

When a bloke AMOGs you, what thoughts are at work in his head?
Do men AMOG other men because they find them a threat?
I am trying to find a positive way to look at the scenario so that I look like it doesnt affect me when it happens.
I walked in the pub the other day an this w*nker said "where did you get them shoes...when you gunna send them back?" then "what about the top, you best send that back too". This was in front of other people and I didnt know how to handle it.

Yeah I would have to say envy or a feeling of superiority. It wouldn't be jealousy because that is feeling of losing something you already have (e.g. jealous some guy is talking to your girfriend).

Good looking women are a dime a dozen, not sure why guys get envious just because you are with an attractive woman (unless she is a 9-10)

BTW, I was in Manhattan this past weekend and was floored on the ratio of attractive women/non attractive women. Basically if you are a girl who is anything less than cute you stand out like a sore thumb (in a negative way)

 

[Daddy The Pimp]

Should have been:
ME: Excuse me is this your daughter?
MOM: Yes
Girl:Smiling
ME: well I gotta say you have a very cute Mom!
MOM: THank you
Girl: :woo: *thinks: WTF HE WANTS MY MOM AND NOT ME, I GOTTA SUCK HIS C0CK!!
ME: What's your name

ROFL hahahahahhahaha :crackup::crackup:

This comment made me laugh on loud . +1 rep

 

[Credos]

ROFL hahahahahhahaha :crackup::crackup:

This comment made me laugh on loud . +1 rep

Make sure you control the scene

 

[Furyguy]

I'm not great at humor, so I say f*ck that approach. I also feel that failure to challenge here is an indication to everyone within earshot that he can walk all over you. So instead...

You can always tell him you f*cked his mom/sister/auntie/cousin/niece/girlfriend/wife etc. Not very creative, but it's one of the most disrespectful and insulting things you can say to someone without having any other good, real material to use on them.

For the shoes, "I got them out of your dad's closet after I got done ****ing your mother." I prefer to say this in a completely serious matter-of-fact no-bull**** voice for maximum effect. Maybe with a ****y little @sshole smirk on your face if you prefer.

Even less creative, you can go right at him. Keep a straight face and serious tone of voice and fire back "Yeah go **** yourself ****head" or your insult of choice. Again not too creative, but it gets the message across real fast that you're not going to take any **** from anyone.

If directness isn't your approach, you could start to laugh it off and then fire back with something completely over-the-top, way too serious tone of voice, it can be pretty damn funny if no one sees it coming and they realize you're just ****ing around. Ex. "HahahaI will slit your ****ing throat you worthless piece of sh!t." Alright on second thought maybe that's not the best idea, but I HAVE seen people make it work before.

I once completely stopped giving sh!t to someone because he responded "What's that? I couldn't hear with your mom's thighs wrapped around my ears." I couldn't go on after that, I thought it was the funniest thing I'd heard all night (Note: it's funnier sh!tfaced).