"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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joverby

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This game is awesome. Probably not a whole lot of gamers here. But, I"m a huge zombie fan, got this game last night and played the sh1t out of it.

I love the open-world environment, feels like Fary Cry 2 , just a lot cooler/ more fun.

I personally picked the guy specialized in throwing weapons. Spent talent points to get a 30% return rate on my throws and am doing combat for more range / damage etc. on throws now. Should work out pretty well.

The breaking / severing of limbs is pretty awesome too.

Any other gamers get this?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Sounds cool. What system is this? Man, I am so old school. I can remember getting off to "Cloak and Dagger". Wasn't even a game (as far as I know). I wanted it though. I will be honest, the games in 2011 kick the azz out of 80's games. The games in the 80's cost a s--t load and only a few were any good. You couldn't rent them, you couldn't get samples, etc. There was no Best Buy or Amazon. The only men who seemed to be able to help you looked like the guy in the first video! You have no idea how many birthdays of mine were fuc--- because I received some s--- game that looked cool on tv, but sucked when you sat down to play it. Plus, if you didn't live by other kids you had nobody to play with.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=OnD7NS5khe8#t=120s
That dude is PURE 80's gamer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfyDk5iXwi4
MY GOD! There it is. This one game f---- up so many Christmases. A cool movie, awesome candy, etc. Of course the video game was going to rock. Nope. The directions sucked and there was no way to do ANYTHING. COD it was not.
 

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BigJimbo said:
Sounds cool. What system is this? Man, I am so old school. I can remember getting off to "Cloak and Dagger". Wasn't even a game (as far as I know). I wanted it though. I will be honest, the games in 2011 kick the azz out of 80's games. The games in the 80's cost a s--t load and only a few were any good. You couldn't rent them, you couldn't get samples, etc. There was no Best Buy or Amazon. The only men who seemed to be able to help you looked like the guy in the first video! You have no idea how many birthdays of mine were fuc--- because I received some s--- game that looked cool on tv, but sucked when you sat down to play it. Plus, if you didn't live by other kids you had nobody to play with.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=OnD7NS5khe8#t=120s
That dude is PURE 80's gamer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfyDk5iXwi4
MY GOD! There it is. This one game f---- up so many Christmases. A cool movie, awesome candy, etc. Of course the video game was going to rock. Nope. The directions sucked and there was no way to do ANYTHING. COD it was not.
Hell yeah man. I started playing back on Nintendo when I was pretty young and have progressed systems every since then.(Skipped SNES and regular XBOX though)

Reviews aren't the best from most people but I love this game. It's a big open-world based on a island resort. You can get trucks and drive around and go where ever you want.

Make some custom weapons like a flaming baseball bat to smash some zombies skulls in. Or use bladed weapons to chop off limbs.

I'm having a blast playing it so far.

P.S. Hahhaha. Funny you post about ET. Dude, that game is notorious in the gaming community as being the worst game ever made. Sorry you were one of the unlucky kids to get it. There was a show about the worst games and they talked about this one even.

Pretty sure it defintely had something to do w/ lazy / last minute development.
 

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joverby said:
Hell yeah man. I started playing back on Nintendo when I was pretty young and have progressed systems every since then.(Skipped SNES and regular XBOX though)

Reviews aren't the best from most people but I love this game. It's a big open-world based on a island resort. You can get trucks and drive around and go where ever you want.

Make some custom weapons like a flaming baseball bat to smash some zombies skulls in. Or use bladed weapons to chop off limbs.

I'm having a blast playing it so far.

P.S. Hahhaha. Funny you post about ET. Dude, that game is notorious in the gaming community as being the worst game ever made. Sorry you were one of the unlucky kids to get it. There was a show about the worst games and they talked about this one even.

Pretty sure it defintely had something to do w/ lazy / last minute development.
I had the regular XBOx. I even modded it and burned over 200 games for free.

Now I have the 360 but I haven't tried to MOD it. I just bought Mass Effect 2 but haven't playe dit yet. It's supposed to be great.

I might check out that Dead Island game. Other sites gave it a better review 9/10.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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