"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Day after pill

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Maeisgood

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I'm freaking out. The condom broke. We got her the day after pill called Plan B. She took it less than an hour after it happened. Any information you all can give me would help calm me down. The condom was a Trojan extra protection with spermicide. It broke at the tip. I had the first condom, filled it, took it off. Then I was placid and then put on the second one. When I was finished with the second one I was shocked. She used a napkin to clean herself out. The school doctor said that since it's almost her period she should be okay. Please tell me all you can I can barely sleep.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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We all have had our fair share of fears regarding undesired pregnancy. In your case, I wouldn' worry at all. From what I read, it was your second "release", so the amount of sperm itself must have been really tiny. Plus, she took the day after pill, which works in +90% of cases if taken appropriately and as soon as she did. Moreover, her ovulation days were already gone. I know you won't stop worrying until she gets her period, but try to relax, because it's almost impossible that you're going to have a baby.
 
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Even with no condom or day after pill or anything she's unlikely to get pregnant. Extra unlikely that close to her period.

http://www.fwhc.org/birth-control/fam.htm

Why the hell isn't she straight up on some sort of birth control medication anyway? Damn stupid women. What is this? The ghetto? 3rd world country?
 
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