"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Date with HB10 Tonight In Chicago

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Met her at starbucks.

She was sitting down having coffee by herself.
I sat down beside her.

"So you must not be from Chicago"

"I just moved here, how did you know"

"Because everyone in Chicago is cool, you don't strike me as very cool at all"

"haha, well geez thanks, and what makes you so cool"

"I am a Loner, it's the new cool, screw being popular".

"well, I am a bit of a loner myself"

"I noticed, that's why I sat beside you, did I make your day?"

"What is your name?"

blah blah blah....

"Meet me back here tonight at 8pm, I will show you the real Chicago"

"Well, only because you are good looking".

Lonerboy meets lonergirl HB10.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Some quality negging right there. Good work.
 
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TheLoner said:
Met him at starbucks.

he was sitting down having coffee by himself.
I sat down beside him.

"So you must not be from Chicago"

"I just moved here, how did you know"

"Because everyone in Chicago is cool, you don't strike me as very cool at all"

"haha, well geez thanks, and what makes you so cool"

"I am a Loner, it's the new cool, screw being popular".

"well, I am a bit of a loner myself"

"I noticed, that's why I sat beside you, did I make your day?"

"What is your name?"

blah blah blah....

"Meet me back here tonight at 8pm, I will show you the real Chicago"

"Well, only because you are good looking".

Lonerboy meets lonerfag HB10.

broke my anus later that night
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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TheLoner said:
I don't understand why all the hate for me?
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Don't worry about him Loner. You are my personal hero and I aspire to be just like you one day!
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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If the OP calls her a 10 he must have done something right to get a date. Good luck! The OP can't lose because if she rejects him it will only inspire him to improve.
 
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Make sure you take her to the zoo!
 
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"Thanks for meeting me again on such short notice,
I really appreciate it"

"No problem, how was your day?"

"Well, it hasn't been a good week for me, seeing as though I have no friends"

"What? Stop you have friends"

"Just the other day, I scored the game winning goal in soccer, you know I am feeling really down, because everyone sort of was happy that they won, but at the same time, very unhappy because I scored the goal.

You know what I am saying?"

"Well, that's not very nice of them"

"Yeah, I think I heard someone say "You suck" even though I scored the game winning goal. Which is sort of a contradiction, because, scoring the game winning goal is pretty awesome!!! awesome is the opposite of sucking!!! anyways, umm, do you think you can come to the game with me?"

"umm, when are you playing next"

"tomorrow, we have a game, and I really want to piss off this one jerk called Bradley. He is a real meanie. Just come to the game with me and wear my jersey that I personally autographed."

"haha, that you personally autographed, I like that"

whips out my phone and shows her a few of my soccer jerseys with my name on it.

"OK, which one do you want to wear, pick one"

"wow, you have so many, I don't know, pick one for me"

"ok, you have to chant at the game "Bradley sucks, everyone else sucks, except for me".

"what time is the game?"
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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TheLoner you are awesome!! I am big fan!!!:cheer: :cheer: :cheer:

Knock 'em dead tomorrow I believe in you :)
 
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lol very hard believing w.e is happening here. I do not hate but it sounds like a movie in which girls are uber interested in a bad boy and get charmed by w.e the guy says.

I literally have never seen a girl interested in someone onto a such level lol this is beyond comprehension unless she thinks this guy is the next Bill Gates or mistaking him for Brad Pitt.

But if this is real, Kudos to you man. I hope to learn from you (Y)
 
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The Loner is lying....and is smelling very Indian Race Trollish....curryish :)
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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