"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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date tomrorow... she's married!

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ryannath said:
Well, I've had sex with married women before that were cheating on their husbands, and I regretted it both times. The husband's NEVER found out about it, but it still bothers me that I did it behind another man's back. And, I banged her in HIS bed while he was away on business, so that made me feel even worse, and it wasn't even that fun because I was nervous because I was banging a woman in another man's bed. When it was over the chick says to me with a smile, "this tonight......it just....happened." And, she was laughing when she said it and she is the one that pursued it, and she says it "just happened." Ah, cheating hos.
The problem with this is that although he did not find out now...does not mean he will never find out. My experience is that women have a way of running their mouth. Even months or years later.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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tony-montana said:
good idea, i will just say that i don't feel comfortable seeing a married woman.
Fugly or not?
 

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you asking me if she's ugly? or you asking if i don't feel comfortable seeing an ugly married woman. lol.
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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tony-montana said:
you asking me if she's ugly? or you asking if i don't feel comfortable seeing an ugly married woman. lol.
:yes: Yes. :crackup:
 

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Francisco d'Anconia said:
Dude, I'm sure that you can find maturity in a sportier model probably with a few less miles too. Don't sign for just any model just because you can drive it off the lot.
Dude, are you currently in prison? Are you mentally challenged...uh...forget that one (I think I know the answer :nervous: ). If not you are a fool. I hope this is your attempt at a joke. If so I give you major props :cheer: .

That is...That is...That is worse than a gay man. I would seriously do a gay dude before I even looked at that in the eye. However, I have seen decent dudes in America with such creatures. I am confused, baffled, and sickened. All of this at the same time.

Don't tell us that you are picky about how a girl looks. First thing, that is not a girl. That is Grandma! She needs to be home baking cookies. She should have her face partially covered with a scarf. Secondly, what eyes? I just noticed the mannish qualities to the face. I can't be the only one. The earlier pic looks like something from a cheap 70's porn flick. In the later one I would surely get lost among the blubber. Didn't you notice how you could hide a family of four in those eyebrows (in the first pic)?

Uh, would you "hit" this??
http://eap.ucop.edu/eap/slideshow/ru/life/Babushka.jpg
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Hey, is it just me, or does she look exactly like Janice frome "The Sopranos" in that second picture?

Everytime I see that woman's cleaveage on the show, I turn a little bit gay on the inside. :(
 

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she doesn't play those silly head games.


you mean she doesn't play games with YOU. she's clearly playing another man



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if she didnt have a great personality, this probably wouldn't of happened


hors are only good for physical pleasure. Forget about her personality.
I was gonna comment on those 2 quotes, too!
 
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