Date Report: Broken Rule

[BeDJ]

Received the number a week ago. Texted her Saturday, replied Monday, asked her out Wednesday.

First date with 26 year old HB7 at the wine bar. We chatted for about 30 minutes, what I got out of it.

- Imports luxury cars to China (Ferraris, Lambos, etc.)
- Text messages off the hook
- Lives with 2 room mates
- Parents live 2 hours away
- University graduate
- Bedtime is usually 1-2AM
- Considering a new career to help people - nursing
- 2 dogs where she lives, one of which is hers
- Favorite drink - pomegranate and vodka
- Got promoted and makes twice as much now, I'm guessing 60k+
- Drives a 5 series with stuffed Domo in the back window

I suggested to go to the beach and she agreed to take my car. Bingo, I'm in. 30 minutes of heavy kino on the beach and we walked back to my car. I threw out the bait - let's see how lucky you really are in Vegas. I have a roulette wheel at my place. 'Okay.' I decided to push it further, it's Shot Roulette. And off we went.

During the ride, she kept saying she was hungry. She was drinking on an empty stomach. Feeding her would waste all the escalation efforts. I picked up some drinks and a bag of chips for her. 2 shots and 10 minutes on my futon we were making out. I move her to the bed.

My rule is No Sex on the first date.
That's fine, we can do everything except that
Okeeee
(Dumbass)

We fvcked 2 hours of meeting each other. I hadn't eaten all day and was hoping that Burger King was still open. I look over. She. Was. Fvcking. Sleeping. I gathered all her cloths in a pile along with her phone and purse so when she woke up I can drop her off and get me a Whopper combo. I started counting her drinks and weight to gauge her BAC. She wakes up and asks what time it was. Perfect. Operation BK was going as planned. It's 10PM. 'Come sleep with me.' Ah. Fack. I sleep with a thin blanket so I excused myself and blasted the AC.

You made me break my first date rule
(Uh oh, this one is going to be a clinger)
No this is our 3rd date. First was the wine bar, second was the beach and third was here!

Is your house always this cold?? She gets up and puts on her clothes. We were out by 10 minutes. I dropped her off and got a kiss close. I also got the BK closed, as well.

 

[Solomon]

Solid post

But I am curious where did you meet her?

 

[BeDJ]

I was shopping for a laptop and HB7 thought I worked there. Come to think of it...that was pretty awesome. As in I would never have the opportunity if she didn't notice me. Sometimes life just happens, run with it and see how far you can get.

 

[TheException]

LOL at "her rule". Well played.

I predict in the future we men will be hearing less and less of that rule....its not very efficient(maybe 1 in 10 can hold to it when we play it properly)

 

[TheCWord]

LOL at "her rule". Well played.

I predict in the future we men will be hearing less and less of that rule....its not very efficient(maybe 1 in 10 can hold to it when we play it properly)

I have heard this line at least a half dozen times.

 

[Night-hawk]

Nicely done.