"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Date for tomorrow didn't respond to my text from Tuesday..Is it off?

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I texted the gal I'm supposed to see tomorrow just confirming that I'll be at her place Friday around 10 PM. I'll be working late. Her previous text to me was, "that time would be perfect for me. Love late nights" I also asked her if she had anything planned for Saturday as well. I was trying to bite off more to see if she'd go for spending the majority of the weekend with me. She hasn't responded since.

I guess I'll just Show Up at her place tomorrow. OR should I just call another girl and set something up and go with her? and if the girl who never responded asks, "Where were you?" or "Where are you?" I'll just say, "I thought you were doing something else since you didn't respond to my text on Tuesday?"

I could do it. There are others, possibly, that would take her place on short notice. Maybe not as good-looking or fit, but I don't like being disrespected. I really don't feel like doing anything after work though, so fvcking tired on a Friday.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Go ahead and set something up with someone else. At the same time, keep your schedule with the first, as planned. If things are a go when you get there, cancel with the second. If not, move on to the second.

Simple fix. The hottie takes precedence.
 

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1 Bad Dude said:
Go ahead and set something up with someone else. At the same time, keep your schedule with the first, as planned. If things are a go when you get there, cancel with the second. If not, move on to the second.

Simple fix. The hottie takes precedence.
Thanks Dawg. Well, I messaged her tonight and she responded, "Yes we're still on...Looking forward!" and to call her around 4 or 5, but I won't be able to call her then as I'll be carnivoring through heavy non-stop work at that point in time. I'll call her at 7 or 8. If it were just some other girl like I've seen recently, I'd just stay home.

I have no plans Saturday. If she fvcks me good, then I won't care. If not, then I'll have to find one Quick to make me feel better. I don't like going into the work-week feelin bad from a bad lay (unfulfilled). No sex is better than bad sex.
 

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That was a marathon. we fvcked for almost 4 hours. I think I'm in love, but she has "a boyfriend..." While I was fvcking her last night, I could not help thinking about what it would be like to make babies with her and fvck her for the rest of my life. She was that fvckin amazing. She came probably 6-7 times?? Nauuughty nymph, she was. Not many girls can come from penetration. She most definitely could, she Knew how to make it hit her g-spot. She said that "our bodies fit well together" and I have to most humbly agree. Beautiful. She taught me a card trick, you know, where you're thinking about the card, and she has you pick cards down to one last card, and that's the card you were thinking about.

I taught her tricks too, and words for different things in Polish, because I've studied Polish and 18 different languages. She's Polish/Irish.

Amazing health-nut 24 yr old, fit, good-smelling, girly-girl. God, I've never had better, guys. I MUST not fall for her though. I can't. You know how you're fvcking a girl and while you're fvcking, you're thinking, this One could be my wife. I'd want my children to look like her.

Her gyne was all in my face, all on my d!ck, all on my nose, all in my eyes, all in my tongue, all in my chin. Her breasts were Absolutely firm, but jiggly, UN-believable feeling, just over 36C.

She Acts like she is wealthy, but she doesn't own a house Like I Do, and she has an elitist mindset. Just graduated with degree in Journalism.

She's leaving for California, Lake Tahoe (where her bf lives?), this morning. Like I suspected she would, she drank wine, probably 3-4 glasses last night.

After a while she'd get sore from all our fvcking and we'd take a break, but we'd jump right back on it, after she became less sensitive. She was grabbing my "cute" ass and biting my neck and clawing, Fvck!

All this after working all day, but my workday wasn't as difficult as I had originally thought it would be.

We did so many acrobatic positions, like for instance, doggie with her hands on the wood floor and her as5 and legs up on her platform (low) bed, my hands on top of hers (like a high push-up position), me kissing her ear, neck, lips, top of head, from behind. Smelled SO good, Felt sooooo good from behind in That position. Other doggie positions were just Hey! I've already done that! I'm always turned on by New positions.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Dude you're always posting about new girls that you get. Are you super good looking or something?

How bout some tips since this thread is in the tips forum.
 

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Maxtro said:
Are you super good looking or something?
Yes, I am. She jabbed her fingers into my stomach (a woman's way of copping a feel?) more than once while we took a break to go to the bathroom/get water. I've just been picking the good 'liberal' ones, who have No compunction about getting naked and fvcking, too.

I go after the loose ones and I look good. That's my secret.

Whenever my hair is grown out WITH My bod, women think I look like Bale. Some say Kevin Bacon. I'm not a trendy dresser always either, just shorts and a 2 yr old shirt.

I asked this one about guys hitting on her at the gym. She says that she despises it, and almost ALWAYS "looks the other way." She says she could kiss me "all day." Same with being hit-on at King Soopers or Safeway grocery stores, but Not Whole Foods (because "people...there... are more intelligent" I said, "Rich?" she said no just intelligent/healthy). This girl believed in "Karma" (said that I'm a MAN, and that the way I treated her would bring me good Karma, ok if it means more pvssy from her then, sure, I'll go along with that..) and I Do Not believe that she believes in God. It was bizarre, like deadpan but worldly and very opinionated, she was, which I didn't mind because, she was easy to talk to and get her in bed because of it.

I have worked on cracking Christian girls that I know for years, and they're so guarded and distrustful, I have difficultly, plus they're more apt to get clingy and revengeful, ruined or devastated, leaving YOU the culprit, the bad guy.
 

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Maxtro said:
Are you super good looking or something?
Yes, I am. She jabbed her fingers into my stomach (a woman's way of copping a feel?) more than once while we took a break to go to the bathroom/get water. I've just been picking the good 'liberal' ones, who have No compunction about getting naked and fvcking, too.

I go after the loose ones and I look good. That's my secret.

Whenever my hair is grown out WITH My bod, women think I look like Bale. Some say Kevin Bacon. I'm not a trendy dresser always either, just shorts and a 2 yr old shirt.

I asked this one about guys hitting on her at the gym. She says that she despises it, and almost ALWAYS "looks the other way." She says she could kiss me "all day." Same with been hit-on at King Soopers or Safeway grocery stores, but Not Whole Foods (because "people...there... are more intelligent" I said, "Rich?" she said no just intelligent/healthy). This girl believed in "Karma" (said that I'm a MAN, and that the way I treated her would bring me good Karma, ok if it means more pvssy from her then, sure, I'll go along with that..) and I Do Not believe that she believe in God. It was bizarre, like deadpan but worldly and very opinionated, she was, which I didn't mind because, she was easy to talk to and get her in bed because of it.

I have worked on cracking Christian girls that I know for years, and they're so guarded and distrustful, I have difficultly, plus they're more apt to get clingy and revengeful, ruined or devastated, leaving YOU the culprit, the bad guy.
 

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Poonani Maker said:
and I have to most humbly agree.
Hehe your post is anything but humble ;)
But good for you, well done I'd say!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Cool LR dude, but did I miss a tip in there somewhere?

Looking like Bale/Bacon can't be it, right?

I look like James Franco's lost twin but that don't get me laid..
 
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