Date Disastrously Bypasses Physical Intimacy, Goes Straight To Emotional Intimacy

[Warrior74]

Clearly The Onion has bee reading sosuave. They say there is truth in humor, so behold. You friendzone-victims and be-your-self-ers, you roasting is here.

Date Disastrously Bypasses Physical Intimacy, Goes Straight To Emotional Intimacy
http://www.theonion.com/articles/date-disastrously-bypasses-physical-intimacy-goes,1338/


Local Man Ruins Date By Just Being Himself
http://www.theonion.com/articles/local-man-ruins-date-by-just-being-himself,255/

 

[st_99]

Hahaha, that was painful to read! but entertaining..

 

[ipeefreely]

I'm confused. I love being myself and it works for me. I guess I'm just that awesome.
:rockon:

 

[Desdinova]

I gotta get that Talking Heads album

 

[Warrior74]

Seriously mods? Moved? Look at your front board. This was a serious post with a funny message to get it across. Your front board needs this. How many friendzone post are on the front board? Epidemic. They should be roasted into seeing the truth.

 

[Vice]

You guys realize that The Onion posts fictional stories, right?

But a fun read nontheless. The part where "they spent 20 minutes wandering past each other while pretending to look at vintage LPs, self-consciously brushing bangs back from their foreheads, and stealing glances at each other over the display racks." was HILARIOUS, typical stupid hipster kid stuff.