"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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DataMatch in your school?

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Today in homeroom the student council handed out a questionaire called DataMatch which you fill out and give to rep which matches you with a person of the opposite sex for a dollar. The questions are multiple choice and most of them are like "How would you describe your character?" and "What type of day do you like best?"
Sounds pretty good so ill turn mine in and pay a dollar for a hookup :p Do they have this in your school?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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No. That is like prostitution but without the instant sex. Think about it. They're killing the whole beauty of finding someone "special" even it means going through a lot of BS to get to it. And plus my school is so stuck up the ass with super rich parents with "good morals" and this type of sh*t wouldn't last half a school day where I'm at.
 
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HAHAHHA thats the stupidest thing ive ever heard, its easy to match up just go for the best looking girl, plus itll save you a dollar
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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"DataMatch" is going on at my school too...
Robinson?

and nah, that things gay. lol.
 
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we had a servey thing like that, EVERY one I know wrote something stupid. like thier dream date was killing a hooker and running for mexico.

my point is, no one takes that seriously so evean if you do, your results WILL be wrong, and useless
 
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I think My last Data Match was Name: Moe Lester lol people would walk around the halls "Who is Moe Lester?"
 
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Simmer simmer...I don't think anyone takes it toooo serious. I mean obviously if a girl gets her boyfriend as her ideal match, she's going to do that mental reinforcement stuff, but the "hb11" you've had your guys on isn't going to jump on you after you both share a passion for going to bed between 11:30 to 12:30 or like to brush your teeth after breakfast instead of before.
 
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