"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Darkness falls...The sun rises...The New Don Juan Bible is Born!

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Reminding people that this is here and that it needs to be read.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Because the sticky isn't enough ^^^?
 
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Originally posted by Dee-Zy
Because the sticky isn't enough ^^^?
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Hehe, that, plus seeing "CapiCrimini" as the last poster might scare people off. When the name "Eternal" is the last person, you KNOW it means bussniess. :p
 
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hey eternal, is it just me, or is there no longer a link for the dj bootcamp? i've been searching for it, and it seems to have disappeared? it used to be in the bible link.

i'd appreciate a link because i really wanted to start on it. thanks.
 
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suggestions forum the new DJB has been made by diablo. Look for it in a new thread and plus the DJB is also threads in archieve
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I heard there isn't a pdf format of the bible, but are you guys thinking of creating one? or maybe a zipped offline version of it please? i don't have net access at home so it would be great to read it at home.
 
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LOL this post reminded me of a time way way back in another thread when i said that the answer for something was the reason that the "DJ bible was born". At the same time some punks got pissed and said stuff to the effect WTF u on? born? what kinda **** language was that!

If i could be bothered i'd go search for it and post a link.

Funny now, how its used in the subject of this thread.

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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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