Danger - A poem by :-)

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Perhaps you could write us a poem?

There once was a beta called Danger
Who liked to debate online strangers
He bought a nice car, a Porsche Boxster
Cos he thought he was big like some rock star
But the truth is he's small
Both his mind and his balls
Which is why he gets off when he spars

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/04/25/article-2314655-1979FC95000005DC-212_634x395.jpg

 

[marmel75]

Kinda gay I must say

 

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Kinda gay I must say

Perhaps. But no more gay than anyone else sitting at their keyboards right now trying to convince others of their masculinity.

http://static1.gamespot.com/uploads/original/651/6510313/2698476-6991858258-Bill-.gif

 

[VikingKing]

Why are you all of a sudden obsessed with danger? Have you just been a sleeping troll this whole time?

 

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Why are you all of a sudden obsessed with danger? Have you just been a sleeping troll this whole time?

Yes. But mainly because his alter-ego guru1000 left me and broke my heart.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-kSN_8jg2R3I/T2DpNnkmNTI/AAAAAAAAANo/zyt7GGx9Dis/s400/spiderman_cry.gif

 

[guru1000]

Yes. But mainly because his alter-ego guru1000 left me and broke my heart.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-kSN_8jg2R3I/T2DpNnkmNTI/AAAAAAAAANo/zyt7GGx9Dis/s400/spiderman_cry.gif

Smile, you sound like my now x-wife.

 

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Smile, you sound like my now x-wife.

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[Skyline]

There once was a beta called Danger
Who liked to debate online strangers
He bought a nice car, a Porsche Boxster
Cos he thought he was big like some rock star
But the truth is he's small
Both his mind and his balls
Which is why he gets off when he spars

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/04/25/article-2314655-1979FC95000005DC-212_634x395.jpg

That's a Porsche 911... The boxster is the convertible woman version.

 

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Isn't that right my tubby little writer?

Lol. Whatever you say D'anger.

http://i.imgur.com/kPLPB.gif

 

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Oh look, I found a prestigious list of writers.....who were a bit alternative.

Maybe someday you will make the list.

Lol. I'm already on a list.

Don't know why you hate on writers so much since you quote T.S. Eliot in your sig. Plus by dint of you expressing your thoughts to me via a computer you are by default a writer.

 

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My translation of D'anger's post in bold:

Who is hating on writers? What masculine man wouldn't write poems for other men?

I was going to let this go and move on but that poem got to me so much I just had to have the last word. You know, like a woman.

I am so flattered by your obsession with me my tubby little friend. You have hurt me and undermined my fragile, feminine ego so much I just have to find a way to hurt you back. A picture of a random fat dude is the best insult I have.

There is nothing you can say to hurt me D'anger. I, the master wordsmith, am bulletproof to your words.

 

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I have never met a poet who was not a raging reservoir of masculinity. !

There used to be:

Ted Hughes
Dylan Thomas
Hunter S Thompson
Charles Bukowski
Ernest Hemmingway
Christopher Marlowe
Lord Byron (Don Juan)
Sylvester Stallone
etc

http://www.nydailynews.com/opinion/...-manliness-absent-literature-article-1.126072

It's considered gay to be a writer these days I agree. I will certainly do my best to put real men back on the writing map though.

Having said that lyricists such as:

Tupac
Ice Cube
Ice-T
Eminem
etc were the epitome of manliness so it depends who you're calling a writer.