"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Dancing Filipino Prisoners!!

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This is hilarious. Scroll down and watch the video where it says "They're back!"

1600 dancing prisoners in a perfectly choreographed dance routine. Guess they have made a routine to "Thriller" and a few others as well.

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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KarmaSutra said:
You had to answer your own thread?

How pathetic. It figures though, who could comment on a troupe of dancing prisoners but you.

Faggot. :crackup:
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I see you have spent hours trying to go back through all of my historical posts to come up with a retort to my posts illustrating your doucheness. That's an afternoon well spent. And this is the best you could do haha? So weak.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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cordoncordon said:
I see you have spent hours trying to go back through all of my historical posts to come up with a retort to my posts illustrating your doucheness. That's an afternoon well spent. And this is the best you could do haha? So weak.
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Shhhhh! I will help him if you are not quiet! I have your posts from the horse betting forums. You know. The ones where you were laughed off of for cutting and pasting penny stock pumps...uh...plays. That is why you are here. You found out that poor 14 year old boys would listen to you.

Cordon likes SE Asian looking chicks because that is about all that he can get. Thailand is a favorite type. Seriously. Go read his old posts.
 
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allbeef said:
Shhhhh! I will help him if you are not quiet! I have your posts from the horse betting forums. You know. The ones where you were laughed off of for cutting and pasting penny stock pumps...uh...plays. That is why you are here. You found out that poor 14 year old boys would listen to you.

Cordon likes SE Asian looking chicks because that is about all that he can get. Thailand is a favorite type. Seriously. Go read his old posts.
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OK Jimbo. Funny how Jimbo and allbeef are the only two who ever bring that up lol. Or even know about it. Proves my point rather well don't you think? That you two are the same? BTW that stock, MMRF, went from .08 to .35, or about 450% up. Cleared many $hundreds of thousands profit in that.

My question remains. Why two alias's? All beef and big jimbo. I spotted it immeaditely. I mean is it THAT MUCH FUN to post on here, do you have that much time, and is your life that pathetic that you need to post under two different names lol?
 
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OK Jimbo. Funny how Jimbo and allbeef are the only two who ever bring that up lol. Or even know about it. Proves my point rather well don't you think? That you two are the same? BTW that stock, MMRF, went from .08 to .35, or about 450% up. Cleared many $hundreds of thousands profit in that.

My question remains. Why two alias's? All beef and big jimbo. I spotted it immeaditely. I mean is it THAT MUCH FUN to post on here, do you have that much time, and is your life that pathetic that you need to post under two different names lol?
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i'm disapointed you even ask him those question. I mean you need to read one of his posts to clearly get that his life is pretty pathetic : /
 
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