"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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damn..!the things i will do to get an "A"

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U guys know...back when u were in highschool....all the things u had to do to actually do get an A...whether it was suckin up to the teacher cheating on the test....getting the girl in front of you or next to you to give u the answers...while u give her lil kisses on the neck touch her in erotic paces(damn i love that)

This past month i had my finals i wont say what class... lets just say the test was hard as hell....while the teacher was hot(caliente) as ****...!


I knew i wasn't going to pass that sh!t...not even if i was masternind....and as i predicted i failed
miserably...I knew my family was going to be pissed at my grades so....i decide to retake it....

The day of the exam...i was sweating my balls off and ****ing bricks....there was no way i was to memorize everything....so I made a deal..with teacher not monetery of course(I dont buy my grades I earn them)



lildevil:miss theirs no way in hell im going to pass ur test
Teach:eek:h well u had time to study
Lildevil:But miss my family is going to kill me
Lildevil:I will give a massage...Anywhere u want and u give me whatever grade u think i deserve
Teach:I don't know..lildevil
Teach:Ok ille let u do ur thing and if i like i... I will...give u the grade u desrve

Lildevil:Since im always prepared i take out a lil bottle of baby oil
Lildevil:i start rubbing my hands through her back in circular motion
Teach:A lil bit lower..lildevil
Lildevil:I start going down ...slowly with great motion..through the contour of her body...then slowly make my way start going up
Teach:Oh my god..that feels good ...lildevil
Teach:did someone teach u how to touch a womans body
Lildevil:No miss...im a natural at this...
Lildevil:I give her a peck on the neck and then stop..
Lildevil:I think thats about it...
Teach:I wish u could keep going..heres the key

MY report card says A1A....and my exam says "A"

That was the only class i pased really well...the other ones were male teachers

Do u have any great stories of high school....?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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thats friggin bull and you know it kid. what are you going to say next...u fvcked the teacher and she gave you a bl0wjob? not saying its not possible but highly unlikely for a kid still svcking on his mama's tits you know what im sayin?
 

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I could careles...what anyone thinks

^^^^^Believe..what u want...i coul careless....In a world that is flawed we try to find mistakes in others peoples lives.....and dont want see reality...we try to just make our point
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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:whistle: Someones been watching too many movies of my first sex teacher
 

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not really

I use too...but this happened....im not lyng(i hate lying)....it sucks when ur life is a movie...I hate the attention....everyone starts to write about u...Maybe I wont post my next story...

Maybe Im having to much fun....i Think ill go down to an Afc...psych
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Not as good as your last story

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LOL. I'm sorry to break it to you - I don't believe this story either.
 

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You forgot the part where you stare seductively into the teacher's eyes, as she gives you the "come hither" look while sliding her lips slowly down along the shaft of a yellow HB pencil. As your warm hands slowly dig into her naked back, the teacher closes her eyes, bites her lip, then says "Oh!!! you're the BEST!!!!"
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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DevanE said:
Man you guys are fukin haters!!!. Lildevil don't let these guys knock your game the SAME exact sh** happened to me but I actually had a make-out session with MY professor. She said the make-out was so good that she wanted to date me AFTER the semester was over. But maaaan you get props for balls but I would've tried to take it a little further like smelling her neck or trying to bang her right there on the table.

Finally someone out their is like me. Keep up the pimpin man and don't let these haters tell you that your lying because we all know that THEIR the fake ones and a true playa knows his sh**. That baby oil technique is cool as hell maybe I should start keeping a bottle on me at all times. Which brand do you use...?:up:

You have got to be kidding me.
 

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I wouldnt be surprised if these guys have nailed their teachers its common these days. I nailed my chem tutor in uni last year in staff carpark, so it can be done.
 

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Wouldn't be surprised either. But not with his little porno script.
 
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