"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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damn man wtf.. crazy bishes

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I have a couple of friends in los angeles that like young meat.. couple of them dudes are smashing 15-16 year olds. i told them they need to stop that sh!tt before they go to jail wtc they wont listen there around my age(26)

but on another note, this bishes are crazier than ever haha :crackup: who ever is trying to find a virgin good luck with that lol
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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this is the norm, when i was in highschool all the 15-16 year old girls in my class were getting ****ed by guys in their 20s
 

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foreverAFC said:
this is the norm, when i was in highschool all the 15-16 year old girls in my class were getting ****ed by guys in their 20s
damn brah..
 

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Jair213 said:
I have a couple of friends in los angeles that like young meat.. couple of them dudes are smashing 15-16 year olds. i told them they need to stop that sh!tt before they go to jail wtc they wont listen there around my age(26)

but on another note, this bishes are crazier than ever haha :crackup: who ever is trying to find a virgin good luck with that lol
I actually know 3 or 4 girls who are younger than me from which they are getting banged by guys older than 24... Those girls have some serious problems though.
 

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Frayzer said:
I actually know 3 or 4 girls who are younger than me from which they are getting banged by guys older than 24... Those girls have some serious problems though.
thats how they start and develope to full blown BPD's

this chicks im talking about tho have it good, parents make good money, stuck up etc they live around the beverly hills/hollywood area,
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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