"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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:eek: Last night me and my girlfriend had sex with out a condom.

About 6 times

Thing is I didn't *** at any of the times but .. I dunno about that pre-ejaculation fluid stuff. Is it a high risk of getting her pregnet? This worries me and I know it was stupid what we did but it felt a whole lot better with out the rubber but it was stupid.

Shes the one who suggested it without the condom and she said she wouldn't have sex without one.:p

But yeah.. I'm worried here.. anyone have the same experiances?

*don't go around curse filter!*
 
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Better safe then sorry, get her checked.
 
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Is she on the pill because if she isn't then I have to say that you are not the brightest :D

But go with Lik's advice because it is better to be safe than sorry.
 
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Chances are pretty small but,
Originally posted by LikRetsam
Better safe then sorry, get her checked.
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Pre-*** CAN make her pregnant. It's just ***, but less of it.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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i think there's a device on the market.. maybe you can get it at drugstores. clear blue? or is it true blue..anyways, its supposed to certify whether she's pregnant. but its highly unlikely because you didnt come at any of the times.. however, yes, you should check to relieve both your consciences.
 
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YEEEEEEEES!!! LIFES NEVER BEEN BETTER! She got on her rag today!!! Ima go get drunk to celebrate! :D :D :D
 
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Damn, you had to wait a whole month?! She must have been on her rag just before that little episode which may explain why she didn't get pregnant.

DON'T BE STUPID LIKE THAT AGAIN YOU JACKOFF!!
 
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Originally posted by wcknightjr
DON'T BE STUPID LIKE THAT AGAIN YOU JACKOFF!!
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Im sure a comment like that from a unknown person has a huge effect on his life.:rolleyes:
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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NO BIGGIE!!!

If its your girl, and you guys are desease free... then your fine.

Just get her a day after pill. Simple.
 
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Originally posted by oakraiderz2
Im sure a comment like that from a unknown person has a huge effect on his life.:rolleyes:
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youre always so sarcastic. lol.

why would a girl want to fuk without a condom??
thats stupid.
 
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Originally posted by California Love
Get her a morning after pill from a clinic. You had sex 6 times in one night? Good job bro! :D
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Congrats that she's not pregnant. Next time, know your options. So long as the girl is under 18, most free clinics will give the morning after pill to her free of charge. Over 18 and it's $75 or so. Definitely better than wondering and worrying for a month... As always, though, an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. Cap it before you tap it!
 
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