"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Damn It To Hell!!!!!

ProDJ26

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LMAO

I freakin hate my Ex

We've already been broken up for at least two weeks now and I'm having a REAL hard time trying to spin plates. The Whole Freakin Town Knew We Were Together!!!!

I mean, how in the hell DOES EVERYBODY know that we were together?!!!

I had my eye on this certain HB since I got with my girl. I asked the HB out
and she freakin rejected me!!!

F - A - C - K!!!!!!!

lol rejection is a motha!!!!!

:crackup:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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"I mean, how in the hell DOES EVERYBODY know that we were together?!!!"

Only thing I can think of is you must live in a small town.

If thats the case bummer dude.
 

ProDJ26

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So the HB text back saying "wow you've givin up, I'm special"

Thes bytches up hear are crazy!!! lmao I replied with

"Yea Special ed"

then I told her I didnt get her text, I'll keep you guys posted....
 
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My town is so small that they have already planned a ceremony for when I actually get a GF.. They are getting tired of me, and they are pushing me..even the cows will be dressed up in sparkly stuff, and everyone is going to get mufflers installed on they're Chevys...

Also the Amish people are rooting me on... Damn small towns.. jeeezzz
 

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shes's BSing lol

she keeps saying stupid sh*t lol I might have to pull a 48 laws of power

"Use absence to increase honor" I'll let her have the last txt but I'm nexting her....

DAMN I really wanted this one lol
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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