damn in uni and I still haven't got laid.. school is almost over.. I HAVE to get laid

[Popeyes]

Ok seriously I have like 2 months before school is over to get laid. I HAVE to get laid seriously no joke, but I need advice on how to do this. I don't want to play the damn games with girls where you have to talk to them forever I need to know how to go about it in a very direct manner. For what its worth I have an above average build and can get girls checking me out when I wear fitted tops. I even just recently had a girl open me while we were studying. So basically I'm just a ***** who doesn't approach cuz to me it seems almost like too much work if I don;t know the outcome type of thing, can't really explain it. So what I need some kind laid out method or whatever that focuses more on being direct and isolating. I live on campus so I'm trying to think of ways of approaching girls in school and then getting them back to where I live without failing too many times and word getting around. How would you get a girl back to your room if you were in my situation?

 

[sexxyback]

call a hooker

 

[HollowHorizon]

Omg.............. Jack It

 

[ryannath]

He wants to get laid. Jacking it wouldn't help. I'm sure he already jacks it. Talk to a girl, make her laugh, have a good time, and invite her over to your place.

 

[danielzxc]

What do you think people talk about all day on this forum, dude? If there was one easy, guaranteed-to-work 1-2-3 approach to it that's what everybody would be doing. Geezus.

 

[Viking25]

pick up a fattie!...fattie is a girl...right?

 

[The_Unit]

I got a girlfriend when I wasn't really looking for one. I got laid when I wasn't expecting to get laid. Sometimes life gives you things when you least expect it.

Its funny how the world works. Just live your life, and dont think too much. Sometimes, the more you want something, the more you wont get it.

 

[rakishness]

Ok seriously I have like 2 months before school is over to get laid. I HAVE to get laid seriously no joke, but I need advice on how to do this. I don't want to play the damn games with girls where you have to talk to them forever I need to know how to go about it in a very direct manner. For what its worth I have an above average build and can get girls checking me out when I wear fitted tops. I even just recently had a girl open me while we were studying. So basically I'm just a ***** who doesn't approach cuz to me it seems almost like too much work if I don;t know the outcome type of thing, can't really explain it. So what I need some kind laid out method or whatever that focuses more on being direct and isolating. I live on campus so I'm trying to think of ways of approaching girls in school and then getting them back to where I live without failing too many times and word getting around. How would you get a girl back to your room if you were in my situation?

You have to be AGGRESSIVE man. You need to cold approach. Boldness will be your shortcut.

 

[Jariel]

I agree with The Unit. It's ironic, but the more desperate you are to get laid, the less likely it will happen.

Probably because girls can sense desperation a mile away and it's a huge turn off. I think the best advice I can give you is give sex less priority and focus on something else.

Otherwise, you're best chance is an emo club. Those places are full of girls who are drunk and looking to get picked up.

 

[lougv22]

Ok seriously I have like 2 months before school is over to get laid. I HAVE to get laid seriously no joke, but I need advice on how to do this. I don't want to play the damn games with girls where you have to talk to them forever I need to know how to go about it in a very direct manner. For what its worth I have an above average build and can get girls checking me out when I wear fitted tops. I even just recently had a girl open me while we were studying. So basically I'm just a ***** who doesn't approach cuz to me it seems almost like too much work if I don;t know the outcome type of thing, can't really explain it. So what I need some kind laid out method or whatever that focuses more on being direct and isolating. I live on campus so I'm trying to think of ways of approaching girls in school and then getting them back to where I live without failing too many times and word getting around. How would you get a girl back to your room if you were in my situation?

Dude, since you are desperate your best bet is to find girls that equally desperate, i.e. fat and/or ugly chicks. You know what they say, you have to start from the bottom. They get horny too, and if you are a decent looking guy in good shape, it shouldn't be too hard. Also, you may try older women. They have the hots for young guys. Especially if you are good looking, it shouldn't be hard.

 

[persiangino]

It's very easy to lay *****es in a college setting. First you must muster up some form of 'value' (aka status), fake it if you must, and feed off your confidence off this value. Personally, I believe, the college sex scene consists of a social hierarchy whereby the higher you are on the 'food chain' the easier it will be to obtain ass. The best form of 'value', in my opinion, is too cast yourself as the alpha male and embrace your sexuality and inner 'maleness.' Girls will sense this masculinity and will breach your space or even approach you themselves.

 

[CrunchyNut]

Just relax and live your life. The Unit gave the best advice. If you are happy and focussed on driving yourself forwards then you are more likely to get girls.

 

[funketekun]

i think the more u think about it, the more u wont get laid.

 

[Popeyes]

Heres what I'm going to do. I'm gonna walk up to any girl that gives me eye contact and go Hi my names Popeyes. Then she'll tell me her name then I'll say ok come to my room now I want to fvck. If they resist I'm gonna next them. I'll do this over and over till I get laid.

 

[Obsidian]

Its funny how the world works. Just live your life, and dont think too much. Sometimes, the more you want something, the more you wont get it.

This is actually pretty good advice.

imo, having sex isn't all that hard in college. You obviously aren't going to enough parties / hanging out with enough drunk girls.

It's finding real women and getting relationships in college that's the hard part, imo.

 

[afrojiggles]

Easy Sex In Uni Man Get The Lousy Gal That U Know Likes Ur Jokes And Mack Her Or Call A Hooker

 

[knglerxt]

I agree with The Unit. It's ironic, but the more desperate you are to get laid, the less likely it will happen.

Well, that creates a nice Catch 22, doesn't it? If you've never had it or have gone a long time without it, of course you're going to want it badly. That's just human nature.

 

[jaymo]

yea, and it seems like the only way out of it is either a hooker or someone "easy" like a drunk collage fattie.

 

[Vypros]

So you want a way to get laid without doing any real work?

You have two options:

1. Hookers
2. Fat/ugly girls

Else, you're going to have to get assertive and APPROACH.

 

[jaymo]

Yea, but it gets discouraging when you have to keep throwing away numbers because you try calling them and they either don't answer, are never available when you are (if the claims are true), or they flake out multiple times and you keep having to "next" them. It's like you know it's something you're doing or not doing that's f*cking you up, but you need someone to point out to you what that something is. It's not always easy finding that person