Damn gay dudes are aggressive as hell

[bigdave17]

I was hanging out yesterday with some friends of mine at a local dive bar. There is a cool gay couple there who goes there all the time (they're married). Anyways, both of them hit on me constantly when I'm there. The one dude last night goes "Damn, how do you not realize how incredibly good looking you are??"


I was cracking up super hard. Why can't women be like gay men? All my dating problems would be over in a day If I was born gay.

 

[051AV]

Should have given the guy a set of blue balls and walked away lol, if they were hitting on you, you must be a bit metrosexual

 

[bigdave17]

Should have given the guy a set of blue balls and walked away lol, if they were hitting on you, you must be a bit metrosexual

slightly...I dress very nice

but I look heavily masculine in the face and body...which is the best of both worlds for what the gays like

 

[Murk]

You went out and someone told you how good looking you are?

Interesting thread concept, looking forward to see how this develops.

 

[MoreThanSmooth]

Last time I went to a jazz nightclub I had some fat gay guy try to dance with me. I just stared at him utter bewilderment and he walked off, lol. Then a chick stole my fez* and asked if she could keep it. Wut.

Also said chick kept teasing me with the fez, grinning at me and laughing and yet seemed totally disinterested in me when I went in to dance with her. One of those club nights where you have no idea WTF is going on.

*I was dressed as Aladdin at the time. Which probably explains the gay attention...hahaha.

 

[Red Legg]

No gay men are pvssy cats OP.... you are just in a weak azz frame..you sound light in the loafers too me.