"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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DAMN! finally COMPLETELY freed from oneitis

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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The_Reaper said:
How long did it take?
sadly enough, about 1 fcukin year dood...and it was only over a chick i dated for about a month...yea, that was fcukin AFC as hell. But sh!t, its finally done(special thanks to this site and its advice) and im gonna make sure I dont get sprung like that, that long over some dumb b!tch ever again. And if I did, she had better be worth it this time.
 
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