"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Damn Fella's I'm a Junkie...

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I figured I would go ahead & admit it now. I'm a junkie. After a year a 4 months of being back in the game...I'm finally back to square 1. I'm addicted to spinning plates.

Now, to me a plate is only a plate after I've hit the pvss. So, I have 2 plates...but I have 7 more potentials (that have been PERSUING ME...for over 2 weeks minimum)...and it's getting a little stressful.

The stress comes into play of me when it's time for the weekend...like now! Sh1t man...I have a business to run & I get 6 requests for "What are you doing this weekend?" It's all starting to pile up. I have 2 more who want me to hit the pvss...and that will put me at 4...which is just becoming unmanagable.

I'm secretly hope something goes wrong so that some will drops. But, I'm secretly addicted to stringing along. I feel like a cartoon character twisting his handle-bar mustache cackling...saying "It's working!"

I just want to fvck them all...yes...the remaining 7...I can't help it. And the 2 that I have...are SO fun to fvck.

And, I can't even consider picking another woman up & adding her to the team...but at the same time, when I'm out shopping...I find myself day gaming ... collecting numbers.

How many of you guys can feel this?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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No I don't. I have more important things in life than women. I''m stressed out with ONE. About half the time, I don't want her around.
 
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Reading the title of the post, I thought you were a drug addict or something and were having a problem with it all. But fortunately things are not too bad, it could be a hell of a lot more miserable.
 
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:up: Enjoy it, otherwise, why make it a chore? Keep it fun, right?

Sheeeeyit, I can hardly remember the names of a couple gals, but 7 potentials? I'd get into trouble for not caring enough to keep their names straight. :eek:

It's surely fun to slash-and-burn through vaginas on a binge after you are fresh out on the market, but it seems you're coming down off the "rampage", eh? Sounds like you're priorities are catching back up to you: "women shouldn't be the focus of your life" and all that jazz.

Perhaps re-visit Anti-Dump's Machine and tighten up your qualifications?

You might find yourself losing the paper plates and only spinning the finest, stress-free, gold-trimmed china plates on your weekends.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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sodbuster said:
No I don't. I have more important things in life than women. I''m stressed out with ONE. About half the time, I don't want her around.
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LMAO. Out of curiosity, why do you have a woman that you don't want to be around? Comfortable?

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Reading the title of the post, I thought you were a drug addict or something and were having a problem with it all. But fortunately things are not too bad, it could be a hell of a lot more miserable.
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Trust me...I feel like its a drug, but I'm not miserable. It' just a bit odd, how I can't stop.

Vulpine said:
Enjoy it, otherwise, why make it a chore? Keep it fun, right?

Sheeeeyit, I can hardly remember the names of a couple gals, but 7 potentials? I'd get into trouble for not caring enough to keep their names straight.

It's surely fun to slash-and-burn through vaginas on a binge after you are fresh out on the market, but it seems you're coming down off the "rampage", eh? Sounds like you're priorities are catching back up to you: "women shouldn't be the focus of your life" and all that jazz.

Perhaps re-visit Anti-Dump's Machine and tighten up your qualifications?

You might find yourself losing the paper plates and only spinning the finest, stress-free, gold-trimmed china plates on your weekends.
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Thanks bro. There is a Dr. Dre line from one of his songs that my situation reminds me of:

I just want to fvck bad b1tches,
For all them nights I never had b1tches,
Now I'm all up in that azz b1tches.

Yeah, my priorities are definitely catching back up to me. I will go back to AD's Machine because it's time to get the most interested ones out of about ... a bunch, I can't remember. It's now time to get the most interest out of this small group... and that will be my gold-trimmed china my friend!
 
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Yeah, so still only fvcking 2. Two potentials dropped & I picked up another...so that's at 2/6 = 8. I've figured out how to balance the weekend. I only have 5 slots though. Two day slots and 3 night slots including Sunday night. You don't get a night slot unless you've given up the pvss.

So, it'll get a little interesting when I'm smashing 4 or 5.

As a side note, it's amazing how women will pursue you, if you provide a certain level of value for their life. Said another way, if you talk to them, they will tell you what they like in a man. Then, if you supply that...but are too busy to fall all over them, then they will pursue...SHAMELESSLY.

Sorry fellas if you consider it vanity...maybe it's a mid-life crisis. Haha.

I'm just documenting this for anyone who is interested in this kind of lifestyle. And, for myself, because I have a habit of jumping out of the game on purpose. I binge game...like now...then I will settle down with what I consider a High Quality woman.

What's crazy is that when I settle down...I have no desire for other women...because I've gotten it all out of my system.
 
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