"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Damn did I come off too ****y?

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I been looking at this chick for a good minute. We see each other like every other week, and we have a little communication and she gives me the subliminal thumbs up.

So today I'm not there to see her to I tell my boy to ask her "what's really good". She asks him for my phone number and later texts me. Here's how the lil convo goes:



Her: Whats up
Me: Who's this?
Her: The sexiest person you work with
Me: Mmm Ms Hooks (one of my ugly managers)
Her: Funny
Me: Nah I'm playin, Sarah (<not her real name but we'll use that), what's good
Her: Nothin, you
Me: Just watchin Prince do his homo act (Colts won :up: ). How was work
Her: Wack
Me: Y, becuz I wasn't there (<---Basic ****y+funny that SoSuave would recommend)
Her: Duh (<-- these one word answers are buggin me at this point but whatever)
Her: So what was you tellin Tim
Me: I was tellin dude like "Why haven't me and Sarah hit it off yet, this should of been old news"
Her: Oh thats funny
Me: He was like "cuz you fallin off" and I was like "Check yo self, then check me, you already know what it is". That's probably when he gave you the heads up.
Her: Yeah
Me: So what you doing

That's where she just goes ghost. No more texts. Now I'm like, OK maybe I came off too ****y. It probably wouldn't sounded more playful if we talked on the phone. I don't know. I'm just worried about the fact that she just went ghost.

Man maybe I'm just trippin. I can't wait to get to school tommorow so I can get my confidence back up by talkin to some other chicks. Get my mind off this loss.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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dynamicallyidle

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Too ****y for who? Her? Or you?

You can't live your life trying to please every girl. Some girls will have found whatever you did too ****y. Others will not. End of story.
 

Bigg Boss

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dynamicallyidle said:
Too ****y for who? Her? Or you?

You can't live your life trying to please every girl. Some girls will have found whatever you did too ****y. Others will not. End of story.
Yeah you're right.
 

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Or you could stop fvcking using like in like every like fvcking like word like it like makes you like seem like 15, ya know like a kid?

Believe it like or like not, you're like grammar is like one of like the most like basic like attributes you can like get a like hold of and like master.

Like . . .
 

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It sounds from your conversation that you have very little rapport with this girl. You are not discussing her interests, values, things of importance, desires or anything that is remotely interesting to woman in any of those messages. You basically speak about nothing that entire time and what do you expect, her to tell you that she wants to fvck your brains out. Learn how to ask interesting questions before you bore yourself and all of us to death with another post of dead-air conversation.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Bigg Boss said:
Me: He was like "cuz you fallin off" and I was like "Check yo self, then check me, you already know what it is".
This is too funny.
 

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I dont think you were too ****y personally, maybe she just took issue with something you said on a personal level. Or, in fairness, "so what are you doing?" isnt the most thrilling conversation starter.
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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What is the attraction with having entire conversations via text? People talk about not having huge email or even telephone exchanges but why is it seemingly alright with something as cryptic a text messaging. Anything more than exchanging one or two lines doesn't seem to be the best way to hold a conversation.
 

frisco

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you acted way to intrested in her while she acted way too unintrested in you if a chick is only giving you one word answers back off and freeze her out a lil if texting i usualy take twice as long as it took her to respond to my message before i text her back to DHV then DHV in my response.

Her: Whats up
Me: Who's this?
Her: The sexiest person you work with
Me: Mmm Ms Hooks (one of my ugly managers)
Her: Funny
Me: [COLOR="Red"[U]]Nah I'm playin[/U][/COLOR][COLOR="Red"]O you mean the 2nd sexiest person i work with(This would of been a better response[/COLOR]), Sarah (<not her real name but we'll use that), what's good
Her: Nothin, you


also anytime a girl gives me an answer like this i usualy say somthing along the lines of: Thats lame, then respond with what im doing
and all your ****y funny was completely indirect in a mean you were DLV while being ****y funny you showed that you talk about her to your friends and employees and inderectly palyed ****y funny, and you never stuck with it all she had to say was
Her: Funny
and you fell in her frame of her being the sexyeist girl you work with
and lastly you never figured out why she was texting you in the first place you just were glad that she was.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Incog said:
This is too funny.
That was my goal


But she texted me today and it was better this time around. But I guess I won't post it


Was hoping this thread had died lol I know I loss for this one:down:
 

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You sound like a obnoxious idiot, no wonder she isn't interested.
 
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