That's a good point. I'm also uncircumcised. No problem. But I do have proper hygiene.SmoothTalker said:
Cinamon, you need to hang around with guys that bathe and you won't have this problem. Talk about a low quality woman...
"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Damn awful smell
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Cinamon, you need to hang around with guys that bathe and you won't have this problem. Talk about a low quality woman...
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Aren't you a virgin? I dont think you should be talking here.San Jose California said:^so I take it you like eating girls out. Well keep doing your thing I think it's disgusting personally.
Even if you lost it recently, you havent got enough experience to say. I didnt like eating poon till I was with someone who had a good one. When you find that one, its awesome. Im picky about going down though. I usually dont do it with ONS.
SmoothTalker
Master Don Juan
San Jose California..
I'm not trying to make fun of you or anything, but in all seriousness, are you gay?
I've never heard of a straight guy that thought a (healthy) vagina was disgusting to look at.
I'm not trying to make fun of you or anything, but in all seriousness, are you gay?
I've never heard of a straight guy that thought a (healthy) vagina was disgusting to look at.
Canadian Catnip
Senior Don Juan
Best odor cleaner advice I ever got was to wash your junk in vinegar. Squirt a few ounces on a wash rag and give it a once over before you start your shower. Then soap up and rewash to get rid of the vinegar smell. Wipe your junk, your balls and your crack with the vinegar. What the hell, do your pits as well. Does not burn and kills all the smelly bacteria.
At first when i was a virgin i felt the same way sjc did. well not exactly, i wanted to go down on a girl i just had second thoughts about it being nasty. After i lost my virginity it was a whole different story.
I'm also uncut and never had any complaints. one of my ex's gave me head regularly without me ever asking. It was like a ridiculous amount....i wish i could finish from getting a bj but sadly it's only happened like once or twice.
I'm also uncut and never had any complaints. one of my ex's gave me head regularly without me ever asking. It was like a ridiculous amount....i wish i could finish from getting a bj but sadly it's only happened like once or twice.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
I'm not sure its even possible for a heterosexual male to find vaginas disgusting. Almost down to a primal, instinctual level: Its something that you stick your d!ck into that makes it feel really good. And even on a mental level: It is the most prized possession of a female and it is the most beautiful thing a girl can offer to you. Why on earth would you think that it is disgusting?
Unless you of course were not attracted to women and cannot relate to the mental and instinctual levels and what it represents and just judged it purely on how it looks. Then you'd be gay.
Unless you of course were not attracted to women and cannot relate to the mental and instinctual levels and what it represents and just judged it purely on how it looks. Then you'd be gay.
SmoothTalker
Master Don Juan
Well yeah.. if she doesn't give you bjs, why are you with such a girlfriend?
I know I got more perverted with age. the first girl i went down on had a hairy pvssy, and it didnt smell or taste good. i didnt like it at all, and it was years before i did it again. The next time I did was with another girlfriend, and it wasnt bad, but I still didnt dig it all that much. My last girls' was so hot, and had such a nice pvssy, I could eat it for hours. I almost like eating her pvssy and ass as much as fvcking her. I've developed a serious obsession for it. Sometimes when i bang her, right before I cvm I flip her into a 69 so i can cvm in her mouth while eating her.
I just like to get as nasty as possible. It turns me on.
The main key is it needs to be shaved.
Some girls, you just cant go down on, but hot shaved ones are awesome.
Anyway, my point is, you are young, and as you get older and more experienced, you can start to enjoy things like that more and more with time. That was my point with my previous post. You dont just go from being a virgin to a porn star. Its a gradual thing, and you will develop different fetishes as you go. You will get more and more hardcore. Once you find a chick with a really great snatch, you wont be able to get enough.
I just like to get as nasty as possible. It turns me on.
The main key is it needs to be shaved.
Some girls, you just cant go down on, but hot shaved ones are awesome.
Anyway, my point is, you are young, and as you get older and more experienced, you can start to enjoy things like that more and more with time. That was my point with my previous post. You dont just go from being a virgin to a porn star. Its a gradual thing, and you will develop different fetishes as you go. You will get more and more hardcore. Once you find a chick with a really great snatch, you wont be able to get enough.
QFT! Sh!t had me laughing my azz off too.horaholic said:I know I got more perverted with age. the first girl i went down on had a hairy pvssy, and it didnt smell or taste good. i didnt like it at all, and it was years before i did it again. The next time I did was with another girlfriend, and it wasnt bad, but I still didnt dig it all that much. My last girls' was so hot, and had such a nice pvssy, I could eat it for hours. I almost like eating her pvssy and ass as much as fvcking her. I've developed a serious obsession for it. Sometimes when i bang her, right before I cvm I flip her into a 69 so i can cvm in her mouth while eating her.
I just like to get as nasty as possible. It turns me on.
The main key is it needs to be shaved.
Some girls, you just cant go down on, but hot shaved ones are awesome.
Anyway, my point is, you are young, and as you get older and more experienced, you can start to enjoy things like that more and more with time. That was my point with my previous post. You dont just go from being a virgin to a porn star. Its a gradual thing, and you will develop different fetishes as you go. You will get more and more hardcore. Once you find a chick with a really great snatch, you wont be able to get enough.
This is definitely true. I can do with a little bit of hair on top (landing strip or something like that) but any more than that and it isn't good.horaholic said:The main key is it needs to be shaved.
SJC, you've never gone down on a girl, right? Because it definitely is one of those things that you don't know if you'll like or not until you try it, and on a good pvssy (not a hairy, smelly one).
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
I should also mention that Im a big fan of taking showers together before getting really nasty. When me and my ex are in the mood to get down and dirty, we scrub each other down first. I usually dont go downtown unless she's taken a shower within the last couple hours. I sure as hell aint gonna lick her butthole if it isnt clean, thats for damn sure.
So, yes, Im picky about eating pvssy, but when properly prepared, its one of the things I enjoy most in life
So, yes, Im picky about eating pvssy, but when properly prepared, its one of the things I enjoy most in life
I'm sure you're going to get bombed on for talking about licking a chick's azzhole, but that's only by the people who've never done it.horaholic said:I should also mention that Im a big fan of taking showers together before getting really nasty. When me and my ex are in the mood to get down and dirty, we scrub each other down first. I usually dont go downtown unless she's taken a shower within the last couple hours. I sure as hell aint gonna lick her butthole if it isnt clean, thats for damn sure.
So, yes, Im picky about eating pvssy, but when properly prepared, its one of the things I enjoy most in life
My ex is the only girl I've done that too. She is so hot, there isnt much I wouldnt do. We like to get crazy on each other. We did stuff that would make most porn stars blush. Its sex. The nastier, dirtier the better, with the right person, and like I said, right after a shower. Its a good feeling to be THAT comfortable with someone where you do all the stuff you thought you'd never do.Drewskie said:I'm sure you're going to get bombed on for talking about licking a chick's azzhole, but that's only by the people who've never done it.