Damn awful smell

[Cinamon]

Lets say hypothetically you are on a date with a girl and everything is going well, kissing leads to groping leads to her stroking your power tool. All of a sudden the room is filled with an overpowering smell coming from your power tool and you can see she is bout to wretch. You try to persuade her to suck u off but she has kicked her heels in and will give you nothing but a bit of hand action.
If you were that dude, would u want to know the reason things didn't progress was because your power tool smells like Roseanne barrs pvssy while she has a yeast infection. If so, what would be the most sensitive way you could be told. I have never come across one that smelled so vile in all my life.

 

[ENIGMA16]

If you were that dude, would u want to know the reason things didn't progress was because your power tool smells like Roseanne barrs pvssy while she has a yeast infection. If so, what would be the most sensitive way you could be told. I have never come across one that smelled so vile in all my life.

Hell yes I would like to know, and then I would go take a shower and/or wash it off if the girl was still interested (which I doubt she would be). That's just f*cking rude to expect some girl to put your **** in her mouth when it's dirty and smelling like it just came out of someone's *******.

Then again some guys are f*cking idiots and would get pissed if you told them. I think they deserve it, though. It's just common courtesy to keep your rod clean if you're planning on sticking it anywhere in a girl or even taking it out. If a girl's p*ssy smells like sh*t because she isn't keeping it clean I'm not gonna go near it. The smell of a dirty vag is probably the worst smell in the world, and this coming from a guy that generally likes going down on girls.

If so, what would be the most sensitive way you could be told.

"I'm not going near that thing until you wash it off; it smells terrible."

 

[Die Hard]

I feel like I have to throw up...

 

[ThatMysteriousGuy]

Lets say hypothetically you are on a date with a girl and everything is going well, kissing leads to groping leads to her stroking your power tool. All of a sudden the room is filled with an overpowering smell coming from your power tool and you can see she is bout to wretch. You try to persuade her to suck u off but she has kicked her heels in and will give you nothing but a bit of hand action.
If you were that dude, would u want to know the reason things didn't progress was because your power tool smells like Roseanne barrs pvssy while she has a yeast infection. If so, what would be the most sensitive way you could be told. I have never come across one that smelled so vile in all my life.

There shouldn't be any sensitivity. It didn't work before for that guy in his life did it?

Rub your finger sexily under his nose, over his lips, and put it in his mouth.

I do the same with women. It's been a long time since I had that problem because I casually mention the two things required from women in general "respect and good hygenie". Just about anything else is fine but those two are not negotiable in any way.

 

[Ease]

You stfu and suck that ****, b*tch.

 

[Cinamon]

There shouldn't be any sensitivity. It didn't work before for that guy in his life did it?

Rub your finger sexily under his nose, over his lips, and put it in his mouth.

I do the same with women. It's been a long time since I had that problem because I casually mention the two things required from women in general "respect and good hygenie". Just about anything else is fine but those two are not negotiable in any way.

lol. That is the best method. I will do that next time I come across that situation again. I dont understand how someone can let their personal hygiene go like that. I was having dinner last night, and almost bought it back up, cause i felt the odour was lingering. So nasty.

 

[shaunuk]

lol, yeah, this is why I always make sure my d1ck is clean, cause you always seem to get laid when you least expect it. And then what, as soon as she's pulling your drawers down you remember your d1ck is the dirtiest, smelliest thing of all-time. So keep the fvcker clean or you're gonna lose out and make someone lose their breakfast!!

yeah cinamon I would've just said (firmly but not harsh): "hah I think you need a shower...your d1ck smells pretty bad...maybe then I'll svck your ****"

But that all depends whether you even want to give someone oral after that carry-on really doesn't it, hahaha

 

[Prodigy746]

How does a **** smell. Was this guy not cut ??? If you take a shower at least once a day the **** shouldn't smell like that unless he got some medical problems.

I have read that uncut penises can smell because the foreskin traps the odors.

 

[horaholic]

Just say "lets take a shower." Its a huge turn on anyway, then you know there wont be any of those problems.

That could also be an STD.

 

[boomerick]

Which begs the question........


You might want to edit that last one!

 

[Exhumed]

You are what you eat. Vegetables make you smell fine down there and sugars make it smell bad. I think a bad pvussy smells way worse than a bad d!ick though.

You should go sarging at a gay bar with thewarriorgsp97, I'm sure you'll meet plenty of guys with nice-smelling ****s

 

[pua1989]

^ good. leave the box munching to me because girls love it when a guy goes down on em. theyll do anything for you

 

[Joe Stud]

Quote:
smells like Roseanne barrs pvssy while she has a yeast infection

LMAO! I love this DJ's posts!

 

[everywomanshero]

I dont think a dude's junk should be rankin. I mean u got to expect most ***** is gonna be stank, but a stinky ****? Man needs to shower

 

[Cinamon]

How does a **** smell. Was this guy not cut ??? If you take a shower at least once a day the **** shouldn't smell like that unless he got some medical problems.

I have read that uncut penises can smell because the foreskin traps the odors.

It wasnt cut, that would explain it :yes:

 

[Alle_Gory]

I have read that uncut penises can smell because the foreskin traps the odors.

For guys that bathe monthly, yes.

 

[SBW]

Err....

Isn't this why you make your excses and nip off for a quick "gentleman's wash" at some point in the run-up?

 

[bukowski_merit]

^ good. leave the box munching to me because girls love it when a guy goes down on em. theyll do anything for you

they'll do more for you if you bang them out so much that they lose control of their feeling, get covered in goosebumps, can't stop their legs from shaking, and go numb....

not saying good oral sex isn't perceived as a good thing by women - just saying good penetration skills are superior (and most women will never come across a man with good penetration skills; just look at the small percentage of women who claim to have ever been made to orgasm from penetration; not sure of the exact number; but i believe it's 35% or so.)

 

[Sandow]

I've been in so many of the same situations with girls. I mean they have to know there vag's smell right?? There have been times I was ready to barf just like cinamon. I guess they're so used to the smell they don't even notice it anymore.

I'm a little perplexed how a weiner can smell though. Generally it doesn't smell unless you haven't showered it days. Or maybe he was uncut like that one poster said.

Two things you could've done. Tell him to take a shower or rub his own stench back in his face lol. I've stopped talking to girls solely for this reason regardless of how hot they were.

 

[SmoothTalker]

Cinamon, no.

It wasnt cut, that would explain it

I am so sick of people spreading false bs, and then they wonder why some people have such negative ideas about uncut men.

I am uncircumcised. I also practice basic hygiene, i.e. shower daily.

Guess what? I've never had any issue with 'smegma' (never seen any in my life), smell, infections, cleanliness, etc.

If a guy has any of those problems it's not due to him having a foreskin. It's due to him being a dirty pig that can't be bothered to wash his ****.

If you think about it, a foreskin is far less skin to trap things than all the little folds around a vagina. If you take care of yours, do you have that many issues?