Dammit do I have to next Claire already?

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Master Don Juan

Jul 29, 2003

I know Slickster but for some reason I am too anxious when I'm sober and I worry that it shows. Word on the street is that it does show. Maybe I should go out and start from scratch, do a boot camp or something...

Well Tyler, I never looked at it that way. I guess a big doh goes out to me. I shoulda waited but at least now I've managed to turn the tables and get her calling me. Now if I can just chill and be a sober DJ this weekend then maybe I will relax for good.

Confidence is a fickle beastie indeed. Thank the heavens for this site, or I woulda scared her off by now

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.