Dam! Got dissed (feild report!!)

[myfriendblu]

Mmmkay here we go,

So Im meeting up with some mates later in the night at a club at 12am. So I get there early and decide to stop in at a local pub, around 11pm, for some cheap beer. I walk in solo and recognize this HB6.5 from awile back. I sit down and immediately spark up a convo. She is alright, Im not really interested but her friend, HB7, is cute. I start some convo up with her and IL is solid. HB6.5 mentions something about a party this weekend, so I quickly # her and immedialely invite myself, LOL. I ask HB7 if she is gonna be there, and gives me this look like she hadn’t planned on it, but since I asked her she is now going. Sweet. So I split that scene quickly, and head over to the club, its about 12am.

I get there and the doorman, this big guy, is giving me dirty looks cause im in no way dressed appropriate, LOL. I got on a polo shirt, jeans and tennis shoes, LOL. I give him a “F-off” look back, and he lets me in anyways. LOL. I get in there and spot one of my wingmen already out, dancing on the patio deck with a HB7. I laugh and smile at him, and go inside and check the place out. I see this HB7.5 I knew threw a friend, go over and immediately spark up a convo. She is with another girl and a guy, who happens to be her BF. I really don’t wanna be part of any LJBF situation, but HB7.5 is giving me the “look”. Had her BF not been there, that woulda been an interesting convo. I split that scene and go back outside on the deck. That’s where I meet her….

She isn’t even all that. A HB6.5 at best, a little thick. But she was cute, great rack, and nice thick as s. I got my beer buzz on a little, and Im chillin with my wingmen. I notice her and me and her catch eyes. Without any hesitation, I immediately go over and spark up a convo. Then she pulls this move – She goes “Who is that guy in the black shirt by your friend, I want him”. DAM. I admit, that definitely threw me off. She was WAY below my league in the looks department, so I was stunned for about a half second. Then my DJ skills quickly shot back, in, and I nicely explained that he wasn’t with me(he wasn’t) and I quickly walked away. No sense in making a scene.

I ditched that and went back inside. I caught eyes with this SMOKIN hot HB8.5, and immediately introduced myself and sparked up a convo. She had a BF though. But I had a great rap going on, and I could tell she wanted to hang, even though she wasn’t single. I didn’t wanna be part of that LJBF scene though. But just then, the COOLEST thing happened. The chick who dissed me walked in, and noticed me talking up HB8.5, and I noticed immediate jealousy in her expression. She knew this chik I was talking up was way hotter than her. Vindicated, I split that scene and walked outside to check out the eye candy. DAM. The attention whor es where out in full force! I noticed at least 4 pair of fake boobs (fake boobs = attention who re). I hooked back up with my wings, who were hella messed up by now. It was getting late, around 1:45, and I needed to ditch this scene. The cops are out in full force at 2am, and even though I didn’t feel drunk, I wasn’t taking any chances.

I split and called up my booty call. Got at her house at around 2:15 or so. Then she is like “Im on my period”. WHAT? Dam, why she didn’t tell me that before I came over I don’t know. She is some chik I was seein awile back, but now she is on booty call status. I got me some head , and I split, getting home at about 3am. Work at 8am.

Lessons learned
1. Forget the 3 second rule. Don’t even wait 1 second. As soon as you catch eye contact, go right on in.
2. If ya get dissed, just move on. Be cool-headed about it. No sense in getting pissed
3. make sure your booty call isn’t on the rag before you go over there.
4. Split from the bar scene a little before 2am if you been drinking a lot to avoid the cops.

Well, whats my first field report, hope it was at least somewhat informative.

 

[intel200]

Very informative sir....

 

[Julian]

Good work, that kept me entertained. Especially when the ugly b1tch saw you with the fine honey ahah.

 

[becker]

I'll tell you what lesson I learned from this...all HBs that are above a 7 have BFs, so if you're looking for those, you'll have to work your way around the BF somehow or settle for less...

 

[Victory]

Great post, blu. This is the stuff I love to read about. I dig the fact that you seemed unfazed through the entire night -- very cool.

Originally posted by myfriendblu
I split and called up my booty call.

I gotta get me one of them... them "booty call" things.

 

[myfriendblu]

Originally posted by becker
I'll tell you what lesson I learned from this...all HBs that are above a 7 have BFs, so if you're looking for those, you'll have to work your way around the BF somehow or settle for less...

Not always beck,
I think it was just a coinsidence, and i really didn't approach THAT many girls. I was in the club for about hour and 1/2, I coulda busted WAY more cold approaches, i was being kinda picky myself.

In my experience, its just way to much hassle and drama to work my way around the BF. I have done this before, its not all that hard to do, but it always ends disasterously. Of the 10 fistfights I have been in my life, 8 of then were somehow female related/

 

[myfriendblu]

Originally posted by Victory
Great post, blu. This is the stuff I love to read about. I dig the fact that you seemed unfazed through the entire night -- very cool.



I gotta get me one of them... them "booty call" things.

Thanks,
You have GOT to learn to be unfazed. If your gonna get in the cold approach game, be ready for ANYTHING. I have been dissed and brushed off more times than I can count. i have also had to walk away from quite a few HOSTILE situations were I unknowingly approached some AFC's girlfriend. Cold approaching is definitely the risky,exciting thing that all the DJ's with guts need to do. It is well worth it, cause you meet quite a few ladies that way, at least i have.

Oh yea, a booty call IS ABSOLUTELY essential. And I will tell you why: It is an above-all be all desperation killer. Nothing i have ever found can kill your desperation like the thought that, regardless of the day or night out, regardless of how bad your cold approaches or date is going, that your guaranteed tail at the end of the night. Thats why I really didn't fuss to much when i got dissed by the one chik, or some of the others had BF's. I knew i was gettin mine later anyways. And the females CAN pick up on this level of confidence, this mystique that follows you.