"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Dalia Dippolito tries to hire hitman to kill her husband.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sw5bB8P2Zmk

Check out those crocodile tears AFC lurkers out there.

Next time you guys won't need to ask us if women can generate fake tears on command as you'll know they can from this video here though yeah her acting is kind of bad and she sounds more like a dying moose than a grieving widow. :yes:
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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LMAO what the fvck is she saying? Sounds like she's possessed.
 

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This news story was broadcast in Taiwan. Pretty big here.. Anyways funny how she got ownded at the police station. That cop does look like a thug too.. can't ever tell who is undercover. Seeing that American women are already looked as being crazy/*****s over here by local women, I'm sure that just convinced a few others that they really are crazy/*****s.
 

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oakraiderz2 said:
It would probably help to post the actual story rather than an a clip. That makes no sense if you dont know whats going on...
If people want more details of the story yet are too lazy to copy and paste the woman's name who I clearly put in the title then I give up on humanity. :down:

Seriously copy and paste...thats like what? A split second's worth of work.

Come on people.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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That tends to vice in man, but I affirm
It is the woman's part; be it lying, note it,
The woman's; flattering, hers; deceiving, hers;
Lust and rank thoughts, hers, hers; revenges, hers;
Ambitions, covetings, change of prides, disdain,
Nice longing, slanders, mutability,
All faults that name, nay, that hell knows,
Why, hers, in part or all; but rather, all;
For even to vice
They are not constant, but are changing still . . .

Cymbeline Act 2, scene 5, 19–30
William Shakespere

To Woman

Woman! experience might have told me
That all must love thee, who behold thee:
Surely experience might have taught
Thy firmest promises are nought;
But, plac’d in all thy charms before me,
All I forget, but to adore thee.
Oh memory! thou choicest blessing,
When join’d with hope, when still possessing;
But how much curst by every lover
When hope is fled, and passion’s over.
Woman, that fair and fond deceiver,
How prompt are striplings to believe her!
How throbs the pulse, when first we view
The eye that rolls in glossy blue,
Or sparkles black, or mildly throws
A beam from under hazel brows!
How quick we credit every oath,
And hear her plight the willing troth!
Fondly we hope ’twill last for ay,
When, lo! she changes in a day.
This record will for ever stand,
“Woman, thy vows are trac’d in sand.”

Lord Byron
 

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3countriesPlan said:
This news story was broadcast in Taiwan. Pretty big here.. Anyways funny how she got ownded at the police station. That cop does look like a thug too.. can't ever tell who is undercover. Seeing that American women are already looked as being crazy/*****s over here by local women, I'm sure that just convinced a few others that they really are crazy/*****s.
Jesus! When other countries know American women are crazy, it's GOT to be bad.

*sigh*
 
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