"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Daddy Issues

SgtSplacker

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I never really understood what daddy issues was all about. Just never had some female open up about that kinda stuff to me I guess. Was on here the other day in a daddy issues thread and I think I understand what it's all about now.

I think it's all about how a woman sees a man. Your affectionate and that means all you want is sex. You buy her a gift and it's all about your finally did something Nice. You want to hang out with your friends your either a fag or looser. Everything gets a negative spin no matter what. And that comes from a deep distrust that begins with the father figure figure not doing it right. Nothing you do can have noble intentions. Despite the fact you never did earn this treatment.

I though it was all about the girl I'm seeing being a lesbian before she meet me. It runs deeper than that. She was a lesbian because her father was a drunk alcoholic loser that made her lose faith in men.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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girls with daddy issues tend to be mental but there also tend to be benefits (they tend to be slvtty and wild, which is fun)
 

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I never really understood what daddy issues was all about. Just never had some female open up about that kinda stuff to me I guess. Was on here the other day in a daddy issues thread and I think I understand what it's all about now.

I think it's all about how a woman sees a man. Your affectionate and that means all you want is sex. You buy her a gift and it's all about your finally did something Nice. You want to hang out with your friends your either a fag or looser. Everything gets a negative spin no matter what. And that comes from a deep distrust that begins with the father figure figure not doing it right. Nothing you do can have noble intentions. Despite the fact you never did earn this treatment.

I though it was all about the girl I'm seeing being a lesbian before she meet me. It runs deeper than that. She was a lesbian because her father was a drunk alcoholic loser that made her lose faith in men.
I would say this is accurate. It's generally distrust which creates drama.
 
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