"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Dad: Child's MP3 player came with porn

Ken785

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COOKEVILLE, Tenn. - A father gave his 10-year-old daughter a Christmas present that would make Santa blush.

Now Daryl Hill wants to know why an MP3 video player he bought at a Wal-Mart in Sparta was preloaded with pornography and explicit songs.

Hill bought three of the players as Christmas presents for his children. He said one of the devices had apparently been returned to the store from a previous owner who loaded sex clips and songs with lyrics about using drugs.

"Within 10 minutes, my daughter was crying," Hill said Thursday. "I wish I could take the thoughts and images out of her head."

Hill questioned why Wal-Mart Stores Inc. would sell used merchandise as new, which he said violates its own policies.

A company spokesman said in an e-mail to WSMV-TV of Nashville that stores are not supposed to return opened packages to the sales floor and that the matter was under investigation.

Hill said he declined Wal-Mart's offer to replace the MP3 player. He said he has already bought his daughter a new one and is hanging onto the controversial one until he talks to a lawyer.
source: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071228/ap_on_fe_st/odd_x_rated_mp3_player

LOL...i kinda feel the dad is hanging onto it for "other reasons", if ya know what i mean! :yes:

This should be on Jay Leno's ad skit or something...
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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penkitten

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is this a new one? old one? didnt we hear this story last year?
doesn't that make it all worse?
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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I find it interesting that the father talked to the press before securing the services of a lawyer.
 

lordson

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he could sue thier ass for pshychological damages to his 1o year old daughter

those things could screw her up for life, imagine her view on sex now

she could turn into a slut etc.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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bigjohnson

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It's Tennessee, she was already destined for slutdom anyway.
 

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As a kid me and my pals used to work for my dad, bottling drinks.. Washing bottles, filling bottles, putting sticker on, putting them into pallet..

So one day we made this fanta drink. Yellow. Added some pee into it.. Less yellow.. Then gave it for free to this one kid.. :)


Always consider who makes your drinks, who makes your fast food, who makes your video players.
 
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