Marlimus
Senior Don Juan
Everything you are about to read has been field tested.
D.I.R.T
These are the four ways of dealing with **** tests, depending on the severity level of the test. Ignore minor tests, refuse commands or requests, Tease noticable **** tests that require a response, and disqualify for the big ones.
DISQUALIFY
If a woman makes plans with you then doesn't show up, or leaves you mid-date without explanation, this is unacceptable. However, it doesn't mean she's a bad person. 'Nexting' is unnecessary. An HB asked me out for a tango workshop then didn't show. I allowed a week to pass before I sent the following email:
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The workshop was so much fun, I think I'm a natural!!! My weekend was
>fine, got a lot of work done, had a bellyful of laughs with some
>friends of mine. Hadn't laughed that hard in weeks.
>
>Sorry to hear about the parents taking your car. A word to the wise,
>though. I tolerate no disrespect. NONE.
>Under normal circumstances, making plans and then neither showing up
>nor making a courtesy call is an instant disqualifier.
>
>I'm not accusing you, I don't think you're that kind of person. just
>letting you for future reference.
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She sent a long, gushing apologetic email about it would never happen again and how she was 'thrilled by my openness and sincerity." Notice the tone of my email. I am not angry, indignant, or in any way wounded. As a matter of fact, I had a hell of a time. However, I let her know that such behavior was unacceptable to me in a calm firm way, in which i was the selector. I tolerate no disrespect, so don't disqualify yourself. Powerful words, "Instant disqualifier" This conveys I could drop her like THAT. Never reply with anger. It shows frustration and helplessness.
IGNORE
For very minor **** tests, do not acknowledge their existence. It shows that you were actually thinking about it. Never, ever ask "Why didn't you call when you were supposed to?" Or anything of the sort. It is not a man's job to linger by the phone pining away for a call. That is for ugly women. An HB9 who had an eye on me kept throwing hints that she wanted to go to a screening of a Bob Marley documentary. After she mentioned it the third time I asked her if she wanted to go. She said yes. I said I would stop by her dorm around 8, she said she wasn't sure if she was going and might meet me there with her friends. Its hard for me to take her 'I'm so aloof' act seriously when she keeps staring at my crotch and my chest with that glazed look in her eyes. Anyway.
I show up with 4 of my hottest female friends and arrive late. I acknowledge her with a nod, and entertain the group. The Hb's friends aren't into Bob Marley, so they ditch her and leave. I hang there with my girls for hours, and though it would have taken nothing out of me to invite her to my group, I left her there by herself, and did not tell her when I left.
Never obey a command unless it is a matter of basic human courtesy, such as passing the salt at dinner, or anything similarily trivial. HBlatina took me to applbees once (I say she took me because she was driving, and we were in her car) and was already 4 steps ahead of me, when she stops, waits for me to catch up, then asks me to open the door for her. My response?
"No."
She got that look on her face, then punched me in the arm, and preceded to grill me as to why I didn't open it for her. She told me that she was all into chivalry and I told her flat I think its bul****. She argued for a while, calling me selfish, but she was leaning foward smiling the whole time, mirroring my bodylanguage, and firing question after question about my life. When I turned my body away from her, she followed exactly, and her eyes would follow my eyes whenever I was distracted. In the theater she would later snuggle against my arm with her head on my shoulder, and would chatter in spanish as I playfully tell her to shut up. This was a movie she had seen just the day before at the same theater, but she still came at my request.
Basic ****y and funny. When a woman is deliberately trying to get a reaction out of you, it is a playful battle of wits. Silence is construed as the inability to make a comeback. I once told cute Irish girl
Marlimus: "That hair is too long, young lady, I do not approve."
HBIrish: "Well, my BOYFIREND like it just fine"
Marlimus: "He might be your boyfriend...But who's your daddy?"
HBIrish: lol you're right
She then sits on my lap and gives me a hug
Bury sh*t with D.I.R.T.
D.I.R.T
These are the four ways of dealing with **** tests, depending on the severity level of the test. Ignore minor tests, refuse commands or requests, Tease noticable **** tests that require a response, and disqualify for the big ones.
DISQUALIFY
If a woman makes plans with you then doesn't show up, or leaves you mid-date without explanation, this is unacceptable. However, it doesn't mean she's a bad person. 'Nexting' is unnecessary. An HB asked me out for a tango workshop then didn't show. I allowed a week to pass before I sent the following email:
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The workshop was so much fun, I think I'm a natural!!! My weekend was
>fine, got a lot of work done, had a bellyful of laughs with some
>friends of mine. Hadn't laughed that hard in weeks.
>
>Sorry to hear about the parents taking your car. A word to the wise,
>though. I tolerate no disrespect. NONE.
>Under normal circumstances, making plans and then neither showing up
>nor making a courtesy call is an instant disqualifier.
>
>I'm not accusing you, I don't think you're that kind of person. just
>letting you for future reference.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
She sent a long, gushing apologetic email about it would never happen again and how she was 'thrilled by my openness and sincerity." Notice the tone of my email. I am not angry, indignant, or in any way wounded. As a matter of fact, I had a hell of a time. However, I let her know that such behavior was unacceptable to me in a calm firm way, in which i was the selector. I tolerate no disrespect, so don't disqualify yourself. Powerful words, "Instant disqualifier" This conveys I could drop her like THAT. Never reply with anger. It shows frustration and helplessness.
IGNORE
For very minor **** tests, do not acknowledge their existence. It shows that you were actually thinking about it. Never, ever ask "Why didn't you call when you were supposed to?" Or anything of the sort. It is not a man's job to linger by the phone pining away for a call. That is for ugly women. An HB9 who had an eye on me kept throwing hints that she wanted to go to a screening of a Bob Marley documentary. After she mentioned it the third time I asked her if she wanted to go. She said yes. I said I would stop by her dorm around 8, she said she wasn't sure if she was going and might meet me there with her friends. Its hard for me to take her 'I'm so aloof' act seriously when she keeps staring at my crotch and my chest with that glazed look in her eyes. Anyway.
I show up with 4 of my hottest female friends and arrive late. I acknowledge her with a nod, and entertain the group. The Hb's friends aren't into Bob Marley, so they ditch her and leave. I hang there with my girls for hours, and though it would have taken nothing out of me to invite her to my group, I left her there by herself, and did not tell her when I left.
REFUSENever obey a command unless it is a matter of basic human courtesy, such as passing the salt at dinner, or anything similarily trivial. HBlatina took me to applbees once (I say she took me because she was driving, and we were in her car) and was already 4 steps ahead of me, when she stops, waits for me to catch up, then asks me to open the door for her. My response?
"No."
She got that look on her face, then punched me in the arm, and preceded to grill me as to why I didn't open it for her. She told me that she was all into chivalry and I told her flat I think its bul****. She argued for a while, calling me selfish, but she was leaning foward smiling the whole time, mirroring my bodylanguage, and firing question after question about my life. When I turned my body away from her, she followed exactly, and her eyes would follow my eyes whenever I was distracted. In the theater she would later snuggle against my arm with her head on my shoulder, and would chatter in spanish as I playfully tell her to shut up. This was a movie she had seen just the day before at the same theater, but she still came at my request.
TEASEBasic ****y and funny. When a woman is deliberately trying to get a reaction out of you, it is a playful battle of wits. Silence is construed as the inability to make a comeback. I once told cute Irish girl
Marlimus: "That hair is too long, young lady, I do not approve."
HBIrish: "Well, my BOYFIREND like it just fine"
Marlimus: "He might be your boyfriend...But who's your daddy?"
HBIrish: lol you're right
She then sits on my lap and gives me a hug
Bury sh*t with D.I.R.T.
