PrettyBoyAJ
Master Don Juan
San Jose hasnt been banned yet? If he didn't spend so much time trolling he would have been lost his virginity.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Ever hear of Netflix? I only watch shows on Netflix so I can avoid commercials. I take reading comprehension is not your thing.San Jose California said:^and you're a nerd. Go ahead and think you sound cool, the rest of us are totally content being normal discussing how i met your mother/the big bang theory/breaking bad with people while you stand there, talking to no one, thinking "heh, buncha idiots, I don't even watch tv"
I thought I was the only one.HahahMachina29 said:I hate TV and radio mainly because of commercials. I absolutely cannot stand commercials. When try to view videos online and there is an ad before it plays, I always either go back or just close my browser.
I don't need them trying to convince to buy stuff that I really don't need. Plus most TV is just propaganda.
Why would he be banned? Trolling like what?PrettyBoyAJ said:San Jose hasnt been banned yet? If he didn't spend so much time trolling he would have been lost his virginity.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.