Cute 35 year-old - "2 years into IVF" - always thought she would have 2 kids by 30

[MatureDJ]

I'd hit it.

 

[BaronOfHair]

Every First World child believed that their HS would look like just like an episode of a teen soap opera, every rookie in Spec Ops believed that this sort of work resembles Rain Bow 6 in RL, most gang bangers are astonished to learn that sh-t is far more terrifying than hip-hop makes it seem...

The ways in which our daydreams diverge drastically from The Real McCoy are comparable to spending one's summer on the shores of Venice Beach Vs Wintering with Eddie Gein