"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Curved penises

Does your penis curve?

  • No my penis does not have a curve

    Votes: 19 40.4%
  • Yes my penis has a curve

    Votes: 28 59.6%

  • Total voters
    47

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Mr.Positive

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Wolf said:
Mine curves in a 360 degree angle.
Mine points north.

It makes it difficult to walk. What's even worse is that my balls swing south, so it always feels like I'm getting pulled in two different directions.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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penkitten

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Stuka1939 _ said:
Penkitten - what's a good size for girth. I'm about 4.5 inches and I'm as thick as my middle finger. PLEASE TELL ME THAT'S DESIREABLE!!!!
something tells me not to answer this question...
 
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