"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Cures for all diseases

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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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UniKKatiL

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Alle_Gory said:
You can rationalize all you want, but I know you drink your own urine because you like the taste. Medical-wise it doesn't do anything.

The guy who survived for 6 days on urine did so because urine contains mostly water. You can only re-use it a couple times then it becomes too concentrated and kills you. Don't believe me? Drink a gallon of seawater.
Who said I drink my own urine? People have reported it has cured them, that's what I said.

I'm starting on hemp oil (marijuana) for medical purpose, man I love that plant.

Yeah, bro, keep taking your antibiotics.
 

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UniKKatiL said:
Who said I drink my own urine? People have reported it has cured them, that's what I said.
People have reported in South Africa that albino (human) parts bring them good luck but that doesn't make it true.

Keep drinking that urine.

Yeah, bro, keep taking your antibiotics.
I never mentioned antibiotics. Are you high?

UniKKatiL said:
Hulda Clarke did not die of cancer man, she cured many patients in Mexico for free and she died from cancer herslef? Doesn't make sense, now does it?
Find proof to back up your claim.
 

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New movie coming out: How Weed Won The West

It does cause problems with many people, like all things do when people abuse it.

It shouldn't be illegal, and I know plenty of guys who use it casually and responsibly and are fairly good people.

That being said, it isn't the be-all end-all and it is a drug and does fvck up your body over time.
 
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