mahon83050
Banned
Anyone else see it? I thought it was hilarious....
Larry David is GOD.
Larry David is GOD.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Curb season opener....
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Victory Unlimited
Master Don Juan
Although I DOUBT that Larry David is a deity, I DO think he's funny as hell, though!
I love that show. It's one of the few reasons why I still subscribe to HBO. CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM is like SEINFELD-------but without the "apologies"...:rockon:
I love that show. It's one of the few reasons why I still subscribe to HBO. CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM is like SEINFELD-------but without the "apologies"...:rockon:
mahon83050
Banned
Yes, If you like Seinfeld and you like George Costanza's character, you should also Like Curb Your Enthusiasm.Victory Unlimited said: