Cruise Tips

[carrot]

USA
Any of you here been to any Cruise trips ,
Departing from Florida Cruise or others in USA.

 

[guywhoneedshelp]

I went on one when I was like 10 years old. It left in New York and stopped at Rhode Island and Nova Scotia Canada.

 

[Pimp-sicle]

I FUVKIN' LOVE CRUISES!!! Been on a couple of them from Cali to Mexico and back. Let me tell you bro, women on those cruises are hornier than Spring Break!!! They usually have a one night club, so all the chicks who wanna hook up usually go there.

Me and my friends always bring a huge supply of liquior with us to save some $$$. Big tip, buy alcohol and put them in plastic water bottles, then pack it at the bottom of your suit-case with your clothes over it. When you put your bag through, it never picks it up.....

It is soooooooooooooooooo easy to get laid by hot chicks on cruises its ridiculous!!! Be confident, have fun, gamble a bit, dance and go take what you want.


I'll be going again in September..... bon voyage!! haha


PIMP

 

[carrot]

Thanks for good tip Pimp-sicle,
Never been to cruise,

They usually have a one night club, so all the chicks who wanna hook up usually go there.

Me and my friends always bring a huge supply of liquior with us to save some $$$. Big tip, buy alcohol and put them in plastic water bottles, then pack it at the bottom of your suit-case with your clothes over it. When you put your bag through, it never picks it up.....

PIMP

 

[fertileTurtle]

Oh shiit. Now I want to go on one.

 

[Pimp-sicle]

My original post should read "they only have one night club." That's why its pretty much a given that all the single byatches will go there.

Seriously cruises are the $$$$$hit!!! Great times, a few hundred bucks.... totally worth it!!


PIMP

 

[Dannyrt34]

The girl I'm dating is going on a cruise in mid-august. I better not hear any field reports involving her :nono:

 

[Pimp-sicle]

The girl I'm dating is going on a cruise in mid-august. I better not hear any field reports involving her :nono:

Did I say I'm going in September?? I meant mid-August...LOL

Send me a pic Danny I'll look out for her and make sure no one makes a move on her!!!

Just teasing bro; not trying to plant thoughts in your head, but I'm just saying there is A LOT of hooking up going on in these cruises and the girls are easssssssssyyyyyy!!! If your dating a good girl, you've got nothing to worry about.



PIMP

 

[Dannyrt34]

Oh sure thing Pimp, I'd love to have somebody I trust there to look out for her. Especially somebody with the name of PIMP.

 

[Pimp-sicle]

Very true...excellent tip...you'll save a lot of money. I prefer to re-fill with vodka, since vodka is colorless...but I really doubt that anyone will search.

EXACTLY!!! Last time I went I filled up some Grey Goose in two large water bottles. The first time I went a few years ago, I went BIG. Handle of Captain, skinny of blueberry vodka (for the byatches) and couple bottles of Jager. My buddy tried to put a 18 pack in his suit case as is and got caught....LOL


PIMP

 

[Prodigy746]

Man i wanted to go to cruise so bad!!! This summer i begged my friends to go but they seem to ****ing think if males go on cruise they are gay??? wtf. Reason i wanted to go was i heard that it was alot of fun. guys that i talked to (in their 30's or 40's ) told me that its best to go w friends, under no circumstances do you want to bring gf to a cruise.

 

[scrouds]

Sosuave party cruise!

Last time I went took a whole case of water with liters of booze mixed in the middle of the case. Easy as pie. Don't forget any mixers they won't have on board. I brought sugar free redbull. Also got Jaager in using coke bottles on a ring.

I also snuck in 20 beers in 2 cases of soda, but it was a ***** keeping the beer cool. next time I'm thinking about a plug in cooler.