crazyman11
Don Juan
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Alright, this first paragraph isn't really important, so you can skip it if you want. At first, i didn't feel like doing a fr was really right, because it makes me feel like i'm exposing myself to the world, and telling people i don't know what i'm doing. But what the hell, it's not like i'm giving out any names, right?
Day 1: Alright, day one. I get onto the cruise ship at about 1:00. Damn, it feels good to be here. I can make my own identity on this cruise, and that's what i did last year. Cruises are really good for practicing my dj skills, because i'm out on the boat all day, exposed to a lot of people. Well, once i get on the boat, my confidence goes sky high. I felt like i was gonna get girls, and nobody was going to stop me
. Well, the first day I mostly just scouted the place, and checked out what I was working with. I go to the teen club early, to see what's up, and right away I see hb9(easily one of the most beautiful girls on the boat), but don't really say anything to her yet. Right off the bat, this one girl asks me if i'm a player, and you know what? I never denied it . So, once the club starts at 10, i go there and scout the place, when i go into the teen club and i spot hb 9 with a couple other girls sitting & watching everyone. I ask them why they aren't dancing, blah blah and I eventually start a line with them. Eventually the club closes, and we hang around a bit and that's it for day 1
Day 2: Ship makes its first stop, and i go around sight seeing, etc etc. Well, once the club place opens up again, i hit the place up, and i hang around with hb 9 a little bit, and then i leave the place with my new wingman. We walk around, and eventually we see a girl trip into an elevator, and i go in, and make fun of her She's with a bunch of other cute girls too. Once I leave the elevator, these two girls join in with me and my wingman, and we hang around a little bit. One of the girls is hb7 and she is totally into me I kino her a little bit, and that's the end of day 2
Day 3: Hb9's friends are too young to go into the club, but I lucky for them, i know a secret entrance and get them into the place, like the past two nights and we do a little dancing again. Something happens in the club, and i break up the fight, causing the club to close and hb9 has to go. I find hb7 again, and we eventually get in a big group, with the group of cute girls, and i get to know all of them. I find out that all the elevator girls from day 2 got crushes on me(about 7 of them), but the bad thing is that they're all like 3 years younger than me. Eventually the elevator girls leave, and then me, my wingman, hb7 and her friend and a couple of other people are hanging out. That night, i hold hb7's hand and all that jazz, but i find out she's like 12. WTF?!?! She looked at least 16!!?!?
Day 4: Last day. I figured that i don't want anything to do with hb7 since she's too young, so i blow her off. I do a scavenger hunt with the teen club, and hb9 joins in. Eventually, we watch a movie, and you know what? I took something I learned in another thread, and put her legs over mine while we were watching the movie. Eventually, the club starts playing music and people are dancing. I bust out some gum, and hb9 keeps bothering me for some. I figured i could use this to my advantage. I give her a chance and tell her if she can beat me in a thumb war, then she could have a piece. Eventually, we leave the club and go to the deck party. I frikin love the deck parties. I dance around like a fool at the deck party, but who cares? I had like 5 other girls dancing around me Eventually, i get back to hb9, and strike a deal with her. If she gives me a smooch on the cheek, i'll give her a piece of gum. I figured that when she goes in for the kiss, i turn my head at the last moment and we all know what happens from then on. She starts to put my arms around me, like we're slow dancing and i get a piece of gum for myself first. Gotta have fresh breath! I give her a piece, and now we're holding each other. You know how when girls put their crotch up to yours, and lean back? Yea, that's how we were for about a minute. Eventually I get my forehead on her forehead, and ask her for the smooch on the cheek, but she say's no playfully. Eventually, we make out. Damn, that was the first time i made out with a girl! Eventually, she has to go, and i see a couple of the elevator chicks, when one of them tells me that the others want my # hehehe. I give one of them my # and that pretty much sums up the night
So, how do you guys think i did? I'd say that i can officially say i got game That cruise definitely boosted my confidence, i feel like i can pick up any girl now haha
Oh, p.s., i got pretty much everyones myspace that i met there. I got hb9's number from one of her friends, but i don't really feel like texting her anymore(she lives socal, i live in norcal)
Day 1: Alright, day one. I get onto the cruise ship at about 1:00. Damn, it feels good to be here. I can make my own identity on this cruise, and that's what i did last year. Cruises are really good for practicing my dj skills, because i'm out on the boat all day, exposed to a lot of people. Well, once i get on the boat, my confidence goes sky high. I felt like i was gonna get girls, and nobody was going to stop me
. Well, the first day I mostly just scouted the place, and checked out what I was working with. I go to the teen club early, to see what's up, and right away I see hb9(easily one of the most beautiful girls on the boat), but don't really say anything to her yet. Right off the bat, this one girl asks me if i'm a player, and you know what? I never denied it . So, once the club starts at 10, i go there and scout the place, when i go into the teen club and i spot hb 9 with a couple other girls sitting & watching everyone. I ask them why they aren't dancing, blah blah and I eventually start a line with them. Eventually the club closes, and we hang around a bit and that's it for day 1Day 2: Ship makes its first stop, and i go around sight seeing, etc etc. Well, once the club place opens up again, i hit the place up, and i hang around with hb 9 a little bit, and then i leave the place with my new wingman. We walk around, and eventually we see a girl trip into an elevator, and i go in, and make fun of her
She's with a bunch of other cute girls too. Once I leave the elevator, these two girls join in with me and my wingman, and we hang around a little bit. One of the girls is hb7 and she is totally into me I kino her a little bit, and that's the end of day 2Day 3: Hb9's friends are too young to go into the club, but I lucky for them, i know a secret entrance and get them into the place, like the past two nights and we do a little dancing again. Something happens in the club, and i break up the fight, causing the club to close and hb9 has to go. I find hb7 again, and we eventually get in a big group, with the group of cute girls, and i get to know all of them. I find out that all the elevator girls from day 2 got crushes on me(about 7 of them
), but the bad thing is that they're all like 3 years younger than me. Eventually the elevator girls leave, and then me, my wingman, hb7 and her friend and a couple of other people are hanging out. That night, i hold hb7's hand and all that jazz, but i find out she's like 12. WTF?!?! She looked at least 16!!?!?Day 4: Last day. I figured that i don't want anything to do with hb7 since she's too young, so i blow her off. I do a scavenger hunt with the teen club, and hb9 joins in. Eventually, we watch a movie, and you know what? I took something I learned in another thread, and put her legs over mine while we were watching the movie. Eventually, the club starts playing music and people are dancing. I bust out some gum, and hb9 keeps bothering me for some. I figured i could use this to my advantage. I give her a chance and tell her if she can beat me in a thumb war, then she could have a piece. Eventually, we leave the club and go to the deck party. I frikin love the deck parties. I dance around like a fool at the deck party, but who cares? I had like 5 other girls dancing around me
Eventually, i get back to hb9, and strike a deal with her. If she gives me a smooch on the cheek, i'll give her a piece of gum. I figured that when she goes in for the kiss, i turn my head at the last moment and we all know what happens from then on. She starts to put my arms around me, like we're slow dancing and i get a piece of gum for myself first. Gotta have fresh breath! I give her a piece, and now we're holding each other. You know how when girls put their crotch up to yours, and lean back? Yea, that's how we were for about a minute. Eventually I get my forehead on her forehead, and ask her for the smooch on the cheek, but she say's no playfully. Eventually, we make out. Damn, that was the first time i made out with a girl! Eventually, she has to go, and i see a couple of the elevator chicks, when one of them tells me that the others want my # hehehe. I give one of them my # and that pretty much sums up the nightSo, how do you guys think i did? I'd say that i can officially say i got game
That cruise definitely boosted my confidence, i feel like i can pick up any girl now hahaOh, p.s., i got pretty much everyones myspace that i met there. I got hb9's number from one of her friends, but i don't really feel like texting her anymore(she lives socal, i live in norcal)