"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Crosby or Ovechkin?

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Sidney Crosby won the battle of the rookies on the score sheet with a goal an assist, however Alexander Ovechkin was not far behind with an assist, a sure goal stopped by Pens' netminder Sebastien Caron and a attention-grabbing hit on a Pens' vertran. Who would you rather have on your team, Ovechkin or Crosby?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Fatality

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Crosby

I'm probably biased though because he is on my team. Ovechkin has less around him though. Crosby is younger and didn't play in the super leagues like ovechkin.

Crosby is the chosen one. THE NEXT ONE!!!!!!!!:cheer: :cheer:
 

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They're both awesome, but from what little we've seen so far, it seems like Crosby is the more complete player.
 

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the race will be close for rookie of the year, but in the end, Ovechkin will win it because of crap team that he plays for.

But, as for who I want to be on my team, for sure it's Crosby, he's only 18, and who knows how good he will be when he reaches Ovechkin's age.
 
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